Joel Woodward

I could go for frog baseball, but I’m inclined to use a cat.

[Joel Woodward @joelsixty]

Whoa...#TMobileTuesdays is going BIG for their 5 Year #Thankiversary with awesome deals and free stuff ALL month! Check it out 👉📱🥳 #GetThanked @TMobile

[Joel Woodward @joelsixty]

I propose that my @HawkeyeFootball play @HuskerFBNation twelve times this fall for the @bigten championship since all the other schools decided not to play. #iowa #hawkeyes

[Joel Woodward @joelsixty]

I just entered to win a FN Ballista FDE Rifle w/ Trijicon Tenmile 3-18x44 Scope from @ClassicFirearm! Valued At $9500! #sweepstakes @FN_America #FN #FNBallista #ballista #gungiveaway #winagun #WINAFNBALLISTA @Trijicon #dreamgun #riflegiveaway Enter Here - https://t.co/LyjmDGKUEK

[Joel Woodward @joelsixty]

@Enterprise @MazdaUSA @Apple The sunset/thunderstorm/rainbow combination in the pic was pretty unforgettable, driving up Pike’s Peak was great, but nothing compared to finally holding my nephew after waiting for 51 days since his birth!

[Joel Woodward @joelsixty]

Had an amazing trip to Colorado this past weekend to meet a new nephew! Thank you @Enterprise for the excellent @MazdaUSA CX-9 that I drove. It had every comfort imaginable, @Apple CarPlay, plenty of room, good mileage, and performed flawlessly!

[Joel Woodward @joelsixty]

Thank you Lord Jesus for this wonderful news! Continued prayers for Ryan’s recovery.

[Joel Woodward @joelsixty]

#Pit4Busch #Sweepstakes

[Joel Woodward @joelsixty]

I want “Dr. Smith” to meet her demise as much as I wanted Joffrey Baratheon to meet his. If you understand these references, I like you.

[Joel Woodward @joelsixty]

Defense did enough to win today. Offense, not so much. No more Nate Stanley please...ever. #notmyquarterback #Hawkeyes

[Joel Woodward @joelsixty]

@CBSSports @CBSSportsHQ @CBS I demand you send me back to the @Chiefs Jags game RIGHT NOW!

[Joel Woodward @joelsixty]

Had my first @ImpossibleFoods Impossible Burger tonight. I’m convinced that had I ordered a 100% beef hamburger & they secretly served me the Impossible Burger, I wouldn’t have had any idea at all. #stunned #amazing #impossibleburger #charlestonswardparkway

[Joel Woodward @joelsixty]

Worst. Monday. Ever. Last drop, from the last bottle in the case I bought a few years ago when I heard it was discontinued.☹️@CaptainMorganUS PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE MAKE MORE!!!!

[Joel Woodward @joelsixty]

I’m so glad Alejandro Aranda didn’t end up on the Iron Throne!🐺#brandonstarkrules

[Jason Hanna @JasonHannaphoto]

I don’t understand why so many people dislike this guy. This is a great message and mental attitude.

[Joel Woodward @joelsixty]

Best part of the #Daytona500, before it even starts, was @ClintBowyer telling @JJWatt to his face that his favorite team is the @Chiefs!

[Joel Woodward @joelsixty]

Lol, truth.

[Coach Mike Kafka @mikekafka3]

😂🤣😂🤣 @PatrickMahomes

[Joel Woodward @joelsixty]

@JimmieJohnson should NOT be The Clash winner at @DISupdates. Thought it was just an ill-fated mistake of a move until he said in the Victory Lane interview; “I’m here to win races”. That’s cheating, not racing. #smh #notmychampion #cheatersshouldntwin

[Joel Woodward @joelsixty]

@butchwalker should’ve headlined the Super Bowl Halftime Show with the B-52’s in the ATL! This one is beyond awful!

[Chiefs Reporter @ChiefsReporter]

.@PatrickMahomes5 won more national honors (14) than he had INTs (12)...not bad for a gunslinger.

AFC OPOW – Week 1 & 2
AFC OPOM – Sept
Pro Bowler
Pro Bowl MVP
AP First-Team All-Pro
PFWA OPOY
PFWA MVP
PFF MVP
CBS MVP
Sports Illustrated MVP
NFL Fed Ex Air POY
NFL OPOY
AP NFL MVP

[Joel Woodward @joelsixty]

Hey @NBCSports & @IMSA I think a one to one ratio of racing to commercials is just a bit excessive. Might be the first time in many many years I have to walk away & not watch all 24 hours. #ridiculous #justrace #rolex24