🥀 𝓙𝓪𝓼𝓹𝓮𝓻 🥀

Copacetic 🔥🕰 To whom it may concern

[🥀 𝓙𝓪𝓼𝓹𝓮𝓻 🥀 @joelstever]

@InternetH0F It’s funny cause shit like this can genuinely decide whether or not you’re popular in high school

[🥀 𝓙𝓪𝓼𝓹𝓮𝓻 🥀 @joelstever]

My perpetual internal argument of whether or not I need to eat more chicken wings at any given moment is insatiable

[🥀 𝓙𝓪𝓼𝓹𝓮𝓻 🥀 @joelstever]

I swear 90% of people at Costco have the situational awareness of a damn toothpick

[🥀 𝓙𝓪𝓼𝓹𝓮𝓻 🥀 @joelstever]

“It’s like Benson Boom… but like… bunsen burner” @CriticalApe

[🥀 𝓙𝓪𝓼𝓹𝓮𝓻 🥀 @joelstever]

What’s your favorite holiday? “4th of of July cus it’s basically Christmas but in the summer cus everyone’s there, it’s like Jesus’ birthday but America birthday instead”

[🥀 𝓙𝓪𝓼𝓹𝓮𝓻 🥀 @joelstever]

“I’m trying buckets and cats, but in 5-4, it’s weird”

[🥀 𝓙𝓪𝓼𝓹𝓮𝓻 🥀 @joelstever]

“The in between faze isn’t measured by milestones, it’s measured by consistency”

[🥀 𝓙𝓪𝓼𝓹𝓮𝓻 🥀 @joelstever]

@Spotify could you please add a way to go to the location of a song within a playlist when searching within playlists so people who have ones with thousands of sounds can go to the other song around the one you’re specifically searching for? 🙏🏼

[🥀 𝓙𝓪𝓼𝓹𝓮𝓻 🥀 @joelstever]

Dear Snapchat, if I don’t have them added, I don’t care about their stories. Thanks!

[🥀 𝓙𝓪𝓼𝓹𝓮𝓻 🥀 @joelstever]

What ever happened to ice cream trucks fr though?

[🥀 𝓙𝓪𝓼𝓹𝓮𝓻 🥀 @joelstever]

You’d think bugs would’ve learned to just not fly on the freeway anymore…

[🥀 𝓙𝓪𝓼𝓹𝓮𝓻 🥀 @joelstever]

Want someone to trust me the way you trust a fart on a toilet, things might go wrong but it’s all okay in the end

[🥀 𝓙𝓪𝓼𝓹𝓮𝓻 🥀 @joelstever]

#alwaysnoonatthenorthpole

[🥀 𝓙𝓪𝓼𝓹𝓮𝓻 🥀 @joelstever]

@beffjezos @elonmusk Can we get gun rights back in Washington please 🙏🏼

[🥀 𝓙𝓪𝓼𝓹𝓮𝓻 🥀 @joelstever]

Over before it began

[🥀 𝓙𝓪𝓼𝓹𝓮𝓻 🥀 @joelstever]

“He can only do it for you sometimes, said he got a whip but he got no drive” - @thekidlaroi

[🥀 𝓙𝓪𝓼𝓹𝓮𝓻 🥀 @joelstever]

“I’m just gonna smile and nod because I’m drunk” @CriticalApe

[🥀 𝓙𝓪𝓼𝓹𝓮𝓻 🥀 @joelstever]

Hey there Delilah, what’s it like in New York City, you’re a thousand miles away and girl tonight I feel so shitty, ya I do

[🥀 𝓙𝓪𝓼𝓹𝓮𝓻 🥀 @joelstever]

“Why am I standing here with my hands on my hip, it’s so comfortable though” @ForestGMusic

[🥀 𝓙𝓪𝓼𝓹𝓮𝓻 🥀 @joelstever]

“Life is a bitch and a fuckin half” @ForestGMusic