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[The Killers @thekillers]

OBSERVERS WERE NOT ALLOWED INTO THE COUNTING ROOMS. WE WON THE GRAMMYS, GOT LOADS OF LEGAL VOTES. BAD THINGS HAPPENED WHICH OUR OBSERVERS WERE NOT ALLOWED TO SEE. NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE. DOZENS OF BALLOTS WERE SENT TO PEOPLE WHO NEVER ASKED FOR THEM! #RIGGEDGRAMMYS #WEWON

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@DKtheDrummer Reset

[FleetingFew @FleetingFew]

8.28.20 - 📷: @KristinasKool

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@Nerdgirltv @aaroncarter He’s the hottest rn, fact check em.

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Do you think Tim Cook group texts?

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

I’m thrilled to be a part of this.

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@Nerdgirltv Sounds like you had a good time.

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

A Texas HOA is forcing a family to remove this @BetoORourke sign they painted on their lawn with their children.

They may be able to physically stop this sign from being seen, but there is no stopping the internet!!

Let's RETWEET the heck out of this, and GO BETO!

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

The President says that he's too busy to visit U.S. Troops Overseas.

The President has had 71 campaign rallies since inauguration

The President has visited his golf courses 68 times since inauguration

The President has tweeted 5,174 times since Inauguration

[Spencer Perry @TheSpencerPerry]

@DavidKHarbour David, you may remember we met last year on the set of Hellboy (I was the one with the BPRD tattoo that was literally days old). I’m getting married in March to @carlylane, how many RTs for you to officiate as Hellboy.

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@kelsiidarling Hourly is horrible but the benefits!! My gawd the benefits!!!

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@kelsiidarling No

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@WTFpod @PaulMcCartney One of the best Episodes yet.

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@Nerdgirltv If you like YE over scorpion I’ll cut you.

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@kelsiidarling Same goes to band members, I feel ya.

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@jaredseinfeld StarMilk

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@jaredseinfeld That’s some deep Walker Texas Ranger knowledge. I’m inclined to believe you because I think Walker learned everything from the streets and bad guys typically don’t hang out in library’s.

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@kelsiidarling

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@matkearney In Portland it never went away, well....... to be fair it’s more of a Newsies look with tretorn shoes.