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mocatriz

[scallop girl @pasta_niece]

world cup ends and suddenly no one wants to drink on a wednesday we’re cooked

[There's a heaven and there's a star for you @Baarditoo]

Un policia detiene a un gallego:
-Deme su nombre y apellido
-No hombre, y despues como me llamo yo?

[Rita Repulsive @myc0latt]

If i ever get back into dating and discover that someone i thought I'd really clicked with was using an ai assistant to manage our relationship the whole time i would kill myself in a way that redefines how the world thinks of suicide

[ᐱ ᑎ ᑐ ᒋ ᕮ ᒍ @Andr3jH]

Harvey Dent failing to recognize the Joker before he took of his facemask

[Anvi🍒 @anvixox]

LMFAOOAOSOSOSOSOSOSOOOOO

[Violator Name @Violator_Name]

YOU ruined date night asking some BULLSHIT!!!!!! BITCH!!!

[naiive @naiivememe]

eggs watching the rest of the fridge from their private balcony

[just business @OneWordPowerful]

Subhuman retard country

[n @dyslexiccunt]

youre the love of my life and to some extent my nemesis

[Kivvy Cat! @KivvyCat]

This is how it feels to DM that one friend that always responds instantly

[That_One_Libra @ThatOneL1br4]

Probably one of my favorite videos of all time.

[rico @somethinglovely]

universe is good at comedy

[eric @ercmallet]

hall of fame imo

[mii#YoPray @9softtdelusion]

m voy a dormir pero si qeres llamar y decir que me amas dejo el celu con sonido

[. @D_CH0SEN1]

Let that person be you