joe mc

[Richy @R1130_]

Tell you what, Haiti 2-1 Scotland will be a generational night on this app

[Philippe Lemoine @phl43]

The replies to this are truly magical:
- "That's just how every war has always been conducted." (the usual rejoinder, nevermind that anyone who has opened a history book once knows that to be false)
- "The building was evacuated beforehand." (as if I were unaware of that and it were okay to systematically level a city as long as you warn people before you blow up their homes)
- "The building was used by Hamas for military purposes." (right, just like almost every single building in Rafah was "used for military purposes", and had such a huge military value that Israel had no other choice but to level it)
- "It's not actually the same as what Attila did." (my personal favorite)

It's fascinating to watch people, even otherwise intelligent people, go out of their way to turn off their brain and repeat the stupidest talking points imaginable over and over again like fucking mantras.

[joe mc @joemac616]

the Scotland co-efficient boy in his own personal Iwo Jima beach this week

[Jonty @JontyJonty500]

Could in fact be the greatest tweet in history

[noah kulwin @nkulw]

This is a must-read; it’s rare to get, in English, such a comprehensive depiction of just how much the Israeli media (in this case, one of its leading lights) lies

[Jamie Carragher @Carra23]

Lads, it’s Man United!

[joe mc @joemac616]

Morton

[Ewen Cameron @EwenDCameron]

Dear spineless Premiership clubs in the @spfl this would beat the 💩 you currently serve up to supporters.

An 18 team top flight

Home & away games

2 up. 2 down

Derby games would feel BIGGER

We don’t want to play each other four times a season. It’s BORING!

#TimeForChange

[joe mc @joemac616]

cannot believe my grans were Irish

[Sky Sports Scotland @ScotlandSky]

🗣️ “I cannot believe that this penalty wasn’t given”

Should St Mirren have been awarded a penalty late on against Celtic? 🤔

[joe mc @joemac616]

💉💉💉💉💉💉

[BBC Sport Scotland @BBCSportScot]

The boos ring out at the full time whistle as Rangers lose to St Mirren.

St Mirren celebrate their first win at Ibrox since 1991!

#BBCFootball

[joe mc @joemac616]

touchdown baby 🏈

[St Mirren FC @saintmirrenfc]

YYYEEEEESSSSSS!!!!!!!

SAINTS WIN AT IBROX FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE 1991!!!

[joe mc @joemac616]

@NetworkRailSCOT @ScotRail great thx

[Sk @Sulleyk_]

Arteta in the dressing room before every game:

[Prof. Frank McDonough @FXMC1957]

Richard Harris (died #OTD in 2002) tells a story about working on a London theatre productions of Macbeth with an anti-Irish leading actor.

[𝐃𝐈𝐆𝐁 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @_DIGB]

One of the maddest bits of football co-comms ever

[Ryan Dilks @RyanDilks1]

Underrated Premier League moment No.272.

Nyron Nosworthy giving away a corner after attempting a back pass from the halfway line.

[joe mc @joemac616]

@ScotRail hello. have had money taken out my bank account for buying a ticket this morning on the app, but no tickets showing in the app. Same issue happened last week. Can you advise please thx

[joe mc @joemac616]

@ScotRail Just bought a ticket on the app, got charged for it and no ticket showing. On a train just now where multiple folk having the same issue.

[Sean Kennedy 🗞 @SeanDKennedy]

Photo by Anna Moneymaker/Getty Images

[joe mc @joemac616]

trump doing a Bobby Bacala 100%