Joseph Mwaura

A new way to access laboratory tests. Check link below!

[Joseph Mwaura @joemdoc]

Starting a new challenge to increase #Focus, #discipline and avoid #distractions

I'm calling it #HOMDAB

Today is day 1.
I'll be posting the hashtag everyday at exactly 7am for 365 days.
Lets go HOMDAB

[Joseph Mwaura @joemdoc]

@gidikariuki In my experience.... About 5%

[Joseph Mwaura @joemdoc]

@iamverahokeyo @defronteramedia I have interacted with USAID funded healthcare programs.

They are not designed to help Kenyans.

Anyone paying attention already know this..

[Joseph Mwaura @joemdoc]

@elonmusk Ironically, foreign aid has not benefitted us Africans. It's an imperialist tool that has also helped our kleptomaniac politicians rob us blind.

Cutting aid is good for Americans and us Africans

[Joseph Mwaura @joemdoc]

@elonmusk Thoroughly entertaining

[Joseph Mwaura @joemdoc]

@TelkomKenya What is this 👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼😆😆😆

[Joseph Mwaura @joemdoc]

@KenyanSays Why are so averse to pulling trailers with our 4x4s?

[Joseph Mwaura @joemdoc]

I just love judgements written in such linguistic flair.

Given the subject matter, I know this judge couldn't help himself.

Court shields consensual office romances from employer overreach https://t.co/Fc3cpbO9oo via @capitalfmkenya

[Joseph Mwaura @joemdoc]

This is called the African Exit

53 startups shut down in 7 African countries, Nigeria leads https://t.co/IPXHpe8l4A

[Joseph Mwaura @joemdoc]

In 1952/3, British terrorists/colonialists rounded up all males in my village. They lined them up against a cliff overlooking River Chania. All were executed, only one survived by playing dead among the bodies.

It's chicken coming home to roost.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Why aren’t all communities protected in Britain? @Keir_Starmer

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Why aren’t all communities protected in Britain? @Keir_Starmer

[Joseph Mwaura @joemdoc]

@elonmusk Grabs some popcorn. About to get thoroughly entertained

[Joseph Mwaura @joemdoc]

@PSAhassan @MITIKenya @KenInvest @SEZAuthority_ke @epzakenya @KDC_KE @KAM_Kenya @kenya_chamber @KEPSA_KENYA @IndustryKE The company should have pivoted to a bigger market segment like pick up trucks, light duty trucks or tududus for Uber or evs. SUV market in Kenya is just too small and competitive. My 0.02

[Joseph Mwaura @joemdoc]

@Safaricom_Care .@Safaricom_Care
Today, the *334# is working..barely. Its sending half month statement even when you request full month.

Honestly its painful to watch this co go down the drain like this.

[Joseph Mwaura @joemdoc]

Sad to see once venerable giant @Safaricom_Care @SafaricomPLC degenerate to a shadow of former self.

Cannot buy data, mpesa statements not working to mention a few.

This co will be gone in 5-10 yrs 🚮

[Joseph Mwaura @joemdoc]

@historyinmemes In high school, a student who was marking the spot had a javelin go right through his mid thigh.

He was taken to hospital on a pick up truck.

I fear those things more than atomic bomb

[Joseph Mwaura @joemdoc]

This is how we want you to help Kenya... by GTFO of our country.

Thats how

[Julie Kozack, IMF @IMFSpokesperson]

I extend the IMF's deepest sympathies to the people affected by recent events in Kenya. We remain committed to help Kenya establish sound macroeconomic fundamentals, crucial for sustainable growth and job creation, especially for the country's young people.

[Joseph Mwaura @joemdoc]

@CSAishaJumwa @WilliamsRuto You served what and to who?

[Joseph Mwaura @joemdoc]

@DrKorirMD Kasonge kusonga

[Joseph Mwaura @joemdoc]

You can't make this stuff up. This was yesterday!!!

[Joseph Mwaura @joemdoc]

.@perplexity_ai is making up stuff as it goes.

This can be extremely dangerous especially in healthcare.