Joe Mellin

I work for a startup called @Microsoft on @Azure. You will hear about us one day ;) I appreciate a good **crisp** high five.

[Joe Mellin @joemellin]

@LandmarkForum Hey when is your schedule maintenance going to be done?

[Joe Mellin @joemellin]

Matty is the @ollymurs of bake-off. LETSGO MATTY!!!

[Joe Mellin @joemellin]

Pretty sure @elonmusk knows crappy firing practices => ex Twitter employees ranting on Twitter => articles sharing conversations via click bait titles => more page views => 0.2% increase in ad sales. #HePlayinChess

[chillwave_chirp @ichdertom]

@DogBoneTrader @EricFrohnhoefer who knows why twitter made it disappear...

[Joe Mellin @joemellin]

@drakeballew @noahkagan @CBSNews @sfchronicle @SFist Should have accepted the bitcoin 😂🤣😭

[Joe Mellin @joemellin]

@drakeballew @noahkagan I think my favorite part of it was the voice mails. @CBSNews @sfchronicle @SFist and more :) https://t.co/lHt01ItGN4

[Joe Mellin @joemellin]

@noahkagan 👍 https://t.co/pDxHnWU7SD

[Joe Mellin @joemellin]

@NikkiUmmel @Meighon Plus one

[Joe Mellin @joemellin]

@HomeDepot Is this a scammer site?

[Joe Mellin @joemellin]

@andykbarrett Any chance of a revival of YIPPEE KI-YAY MERRY CHRISTMAS! A DIE HARD MUSICAL? #Pleeeaasssee

[Joe Mellin @joemellin]

@NigerianEmbassy @iFLYSeattle Safety first :)

[Joe Mellin @joemellin]

@NigerianEmbassy @goeringm Come hang out at gate A2 :)

[Joe Mellin @joemellin]

@ReikiMegan @flySEA

[Joe Mellin @joemellin]

@ReikiMegan @flySEA 🤷‍♂️ definitely blocked.

[Joe Mellin @joemellin]

SeaTac blocked?

[Joe Mellin @joemellin]

Heaven is the moments between learning of your next gadget, and opening its package to find… it kinda works…

[Joe Mellin @joemellin]

@tferriss Biggest thing Zuck is getting wrong about AR is that I want to see you people on my couch.

HELL NO!! I don’t even want to get your text! #realTalk #TheFutureIsIntroverted

[Joe Mellin @joemellin]

@AWSSupport @romlytech Can Confirm: I also have phantom charges

[Joe Mellin @joemellin]

@places_we_made Didn’t realize grass was that kind of dangerous

[Joe Mellin @joemellin]

I think my tombstone will read:

“Will let you all take it from here”