Root Beer Guy

[Root Beer Guy @joemiIkshake]

i’m not familiar with the nomenclature of upward k-9

[Root Beer Guy @joemiIkshake]

born too late to discover america, born just in time to finance costco hot dog

[Root Beer Guy @joemiIkshake]

call ur bitch ticonderoga cuz we all put our dicks in her

[Root Beer Guy @joemiIkshake]

wonder if alysa liu cares that i’m drinking the official beer sponsor of the olympics

[Root Beer Guy @joemiIkshake]

america really went from teddy roosevelt
to little girlsarefelt

[Root Beer Guy @joemiIkshake]

call me a shepherd the way I’m herding her feelings

[Root Beer Guy @joemiIkshake]

why kash patel look like moments before a princess kissed him & broke his frog curse

[Root Beer Guy @joemiIkshake]

dm me if u built like an upside down lava lamp