Joe Monk

Technobum and trumpet-modelling madman with @pocketbilliards

[Joe Monk @joemonk]

"The Roy who lived"

[Joe Monk @joemonk]

@SRFielding72 @fesshole He was born in Oman.

[Joe Monk @joemonk]

@Translink_NI Ulsterbus service 120 13:08 @ Elmfield didn't show
Very important meeting cost me a taxi fare now

[Joe Monk @joemonk]

@paddypower Rice shot outside the box bruh

[gethin @gethhhin]

that rice shot was outside the box don’t bum me again bruv @paddypower @OptaJoe

[Joe Monk @joemonk]

@Parsleymael Ah yes, I see that you know your ski-doo well

[Tim Mc Garry @Tim_Mc_Garry]

Surely instead of condemning @KNEECAPCEOL , the British government should just ask them to show restraint. Then Kneecap should investigate their crimes and find themselves totally innocent.

[Joe Monk @joemonk]

@UberEats left somebody else's food in my driveway last night and refused to collect it. It's still there and it looks like they still haven't cleaned it. #UberEats

[Joe Monk @joemonk]

@Bazzinho9 I remember this. How do I remember? Well, you see that down and out man drinking the tin of white cider..
that was me.

[Joe Monk @joemonk]

@ONeills1918 @Ticklemeczo

[Joe Monk @joemonk]

@c0n0rmcc Sure let us know if anything different happens

[Joe Monk @joemonk]

@TenCanDan1916 @ImBatman443 @rtenews Sounds like you've gone over the ten cans, Dan

[Joe Monk @joemonk]

@c0n0rmcc Sweet mate

[SKWAWKBOX @skwawkbox]

Alexei Sayle's Alternative Alternative Christmas Message https://t.co/GpHpBXTyXb

[Joe Monk @joemonk]

@c0n0rmcc Just exercising their right to defend themselves?

[Joe Monk @joemonk]

@TheNotoriousMMA Amen. Hope you get yours in spades, you are not Irish 🇮🇪

[Joe Monk @joemonk]

punk as fuck

[Thomas Fazi @battleforeurope]

Yesterday, Marky Ramone of the late band Ramones was supposed to play a gig in Italy. When he saw the Palestinian flag on stage he demanded it be removed. The organisers replied that if he wasn’t willing to have that flag on stage he could go back to where he came from. Respect.

[Joe Monk @joemonk]

@c0n0rmcc Synopsis: The aforementioned cast star in a gripping drama to much acclaim entitled "All the light we cannot see"

[Joe Monk @joemonk]

@BenGoldsmith @jamesmtully6 Well said by an Irish-hating, 'superior' Englishman

[Joe Monk @joemonk]

@c0n0rmcc There used to be a massive, yoked guy on a ride-on mower