Joe Murton

Arsenal Football Club | Expensive Beer | Punk Rock | Sad Songs

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@seanrleahy Don’t know why, but I’ve never listened to more than a handful of TA tracks. Completely slept on them, but this album is incredible. Gonna have to dive in to the back catalogue.

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I’m about 15 years late to the party on Touché Amoré but this new album is rather good.

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@HLTCO Wenger signed George Weah. Souness signed George Weah’s “cousin”.

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As for cheating… well one team is accused of faking cramp to slow down a game where they had 10 men away against the champions, the other is faced with 115 charges so…

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Absolutely love these comments coming out of City. They hate us, and that’s absolutely how it should be. None of this nice, respectful bollocks like City and Liverpool had when they were the top two.

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Give it a week, and my heart might stop racing

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KING PRAWN ON @BBC6Music !

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Oh, it’s going to be one of *those* seasons.

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66. min: Martin Ødegaard må ut på grunn av skade. Inn kommer Kristian Thorstvedt. God bedring, Martin!

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England should drop Saka

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I’m a fan of Kevin Morby, but even if you don’t like his music, this seems a bit harsh

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@militariegun But each time, play it slightly faster.

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@Stillmanator When my daughter was 3 she was having a meltdown in the supermarket. I knelt down to try and reason with her, and she slapped me in the face so hard that my glasses flew off and across the aisle. I got some sympathetic looks.

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Frankly, I’m depressed and ashamed.

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Best Arsenal team in 20 years. Hard not to feel anything but pride (and a disappointment of course). You have to be pretty much perfect to win the league ahead of City.

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Please don’t sack Ten Haag before the weekend.

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That was horrific.

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Absolute joke that that was not a red card

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A good two or three top players short from being at the elite level. A striker, a left back, and a midfielder.

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Did we create a single chance after that Bayern goal? Out with a whimper. But feel like the first leg was a real opportunity lost.

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OH MY GOD 🥹

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Woken up this morning by an important and urgent question - “DADDY! DADDY! … What’s your favourite basketball hair?”

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Still no idea how to answer.