Joe Newbie

Pronouns: Lord / Elohim / Sky Daddy

[Joe Newbie @joenewbie]

<---- for those who don't know why my flag is upside down, I put it up the day Roe was overturned and it will remain so until America becomes the land of the free again.

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@DonaldJTrumpJr Fuck you, cokehead.

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@RandyB066 But now Elon has control of one of the largest news decimation media platforms around. How many times have you learned of someone's death or some major disaster based on what's trending on twitter? It moves me to actual news coverage. Too much for a single tyrant to control.

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Yeah, I think I'm done with Twitter. It's been fun at times and whatnot, but now it's in the hands of an openly fascist CEO who claims impartiality then tells you who to vote for. #ElonMusk All due respect but fuck you and anyone who looks like you.

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#ElonMusk is a parody of himself.

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@mmpadellan But the really cool kids are dropping Twitter today.

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The worst thing about Twitter vs old school newspapers is that I can't wipe my ass with Twitter.

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@jimmyfailla Jimmy Failla proving once again... once a classless piece of shit, always a classless piece of shit. Baby in arms doesn't make me sympathize with you, it makes me wonder what woman let you drop your poisonous load into her.

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@Timcast You're going to do well under the new fascist leadership of Twitter... fascists always do.

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@elonmusk You do understand that blocking Kathy Griffin shows quite clearly you know nothing about freedom of speech. Guess you learned all about it growing up in apartheid South Africa huh? All due respect, go fuck yourself.

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@business @AP Hey @Business fuck your paywall.

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The problem in the bad writing in Hollywood today has nothing to do with the writers. Rather the bean counters are too chickenshit to do anything new so they just keep recycling what has worked before. It works out like a photocopy of a photocopy, the quality degrades.

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@enlaub1986 @steveco87037733 @NishXenomorph @DocBrownLloyd When in doubt add more nostalgia? The writing matters far more than the moments of, "Hey, that's the guy from the original movies!"

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@DocBrownLloyd OK, someone has to say it. Why is Michael wearing a Greg Brady perm wig?

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@HawleyMO @bgmasters @KariLake Let me guess... you don't accept losing well, that's a small message from a small person.

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@3DennisCarlins After Tuesday, caring will be passé.

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@3DennisCarlins No no, I meant if I were him, and I'm not. Believe me, I wouldn't want to be. His money, sure, I'll take it and do much better things with it, but to BE him... I'll pass.

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@3DennisCarlins People keep telling me how "smart" he is, as soon as he went through with this deal I knew he wasn't nearly as smart as people think he is. If it were me I would have paid a 2 billion dollar fine for not executing the deal, as fast settlement, and got the hell out of there.

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@Irma_Spikeymama And don't forget the rapist's parental rights either.