Joe Brown

Old man, take a look at my life, I'm a lot like you. I very rarely see tweets now they've disabled RSS. :'(

[Joe Brown @Joeobrown]

Don't shake my heart, my etchy sketchy heart

[Joe Brown @Joeobrown]

@FootballCliches is this anything?

[Joe Brown @Joeobrown]

wow, that was quick

[Joe Brown @Joeobrown]

A lorry crashed outside and spilled gross smelling fish all over the road. It reeked haddock

[Joe Brown @Joeobrown]

It's #MyTwitterAnniversary. It's also the day Twitter buggered its rss option, so there's a good chance I'll forget it exists

[Joe Brown @Joeobrown]

@hankgreen i didn't even know there was a 'for you' page to be honest. i follow people i like, then send twitter into my rss reader. i try to avoid anything algorithmically determined for me

[Joe Brown @Joeobrown]

Why did Mr and Mrs Porgie call their son Georgie

[Joe Brown @Joeobrown]

Next in my series of #relatableContent

The premier League hasn't had a sponsor in like, 5 years. I thought it was still Barclays

[Joe Brown @Joeobrown]

You know when you unravel the last few bin bags, you think you've got three or four left but it's just the last one wrapped round and round? That's annoying isn't it

[Joe Brown @Joeobrown]

Mr Carvery is my father, call me Toby

[Joe Brown @Joeobrown]

@CrimsonGuitars looks like the giveaway website is misbehaving again

[Joe Brown @Joeobrown]

@ashharker80 @maxrushden the rules are on the website

[Joe Brown @Joeobrown]

What's the deal with bin bags. You buy them then immediately put them in the bin. What's that all about

[Joe Brown @Joeobrown]

Couldn't find any Oxo cubes at the shop, they were out of stock

[Joe Brown @Joeobrown]

Sunflower oil is a total legend at unsticking sticky things

[Joe Brown @Joeobrown]

If I had £1 for every time I've had to peel my snake this week, I'd have £2, which isn't much, but it's weird it would happen twice

[Joe Brown @Joeobrown]

Once for stuck shed, and once for getting sellotape on her head. I'm not a bad owner, she's just a massive idiot

[Joe Brown @Joeobrown]

I'm drunk on non-alcoholic wine, I keep shloerring my words

[BRYN_BORANGA @BRYN_BORANGA]

the dad in a gravy advert watching his child taking the last roast potato