Joe Johnson

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[Joe Johnson @joeohnson]

@MrsLangelandWO 14!

[Mrs. Langeland - Waukazoo School @MrsLangelandWO]

Guessing Jar results are in! There were 76 Nerf darts in the jar! From our class, Norah was the closest with a great guess of 75. And from our Followers, our awesome principal @AudraBolhuis took the win with a guess of 78. Wow! Thanks for joining us! #GoWO

[Joe Johnson @joeohnson]

Currently watching Hallmark movies like a man

[Joe Johnson @joeohnson]

Introducing Audrey Brooke (on the left) and Eisley Grey (on the right)! It was a gift to see the way @kaylee264 carried these girls with such grace and gentleness and a joy to watch her… https://t.co/CjebbeX7FD

[Joe Johnson @joeohnson]

“If you stumble in safe country, how will you manage in the flooding of the Jordan?”

[Joe Johnson @joeohnson]

Whenever I call my wife and she doesn’t answer I just assume my toddlers have banded together and started a mutiny and she’s probably tied to a kitchen chair with my daughter telling her she can’t get down till she eats all her oatmeal

[Joe Johnson @joeohnson]

Yesterday, we went to @AuntieAnnes at the mall and my wife asked how long ago our pretzel nuggets had been made because she “used to work in pretzels.” 🥨

[Joe Johnson @joeohnson]

Shoulda called it “Married, Did You Know?”

[Joe Johnson @joeohnson]

My mom called and sang me “Linda Johnson’s Happy Anniversary Song”™️ and nothing gave me more joy than listening to the whole thing before reminding her our anniversary isn’t until October

[Joe Johnson @joeohnson]

Update: @Kaylee264 just got a voicemail from my mom singing the b-side “Did U Know (It’s Your Anniversary)?”

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Can’t spell “Bono Vox” without “no vox” amirite? #Bonoloseshisvoice2018

[Joe Johnson @joeohnson]

On Wednesday an older lady said, “I didn’t recognize you at church last Sunday because you had a green shirt on. You’re usually in all black, like Johnny Cash, or at least in greyscale.”

[Joe Johnson @joeohnson]

Shower product options:

For my wife—1 bottle of shampoo & 1 bottle of conditioner.

For me—1 ALL PURPOSE 15-IN-1 COMBINATION SHAMPOO, CONDITIONER, SHAVING CREAM, AFTERSHAVE, BODY WASH, LOTION, PRESHOWER, POSTSHOWER, TOOTHPASTE, MOUTHWASH, ANTIBIOTIC OINTMENT, DEODORANT, ANTI-PER

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@garythansen “...some in the wrong direction!”

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Sometimes I still eat Ramen Noodles just to keep ‘em guessing

[Eugene Peterson @PetersonDaily]

People are not problems to be solved. They are mysteries to be explored.

[Joe Johnson @joeohnson]

Back to school days are the days when I’m really glad that whole “English teacher” thing didn’t pan out

[Iris Ann @_Iris_Ann]

This weekend we celebrated my grandparents’ 50th wedding anniversary. My aunts and uncles found this picture and I feel like it needs to be in a magazine or museum or something❤️

[Joe Johnson @joeohnson]

Taught the story of Esther in children’s church last week, which my 4 y/o was a part of. She just named one of her stuffed animals “Haman.” I don’t think I told it right