Not Joe Pack

Knock US-Pagle. Death Jesters

[Zach Bollinger @zachbollinger18]

ANOTHER. SERIES. WIN. FOR. THE. BIRDS. THE BOYS JUMP OUT FOR 6 RUNS IN THE 1ST. COBY MAYO IS STAYING HOT HOT HOT. OFFENSE IS BREAKING OUT. PITCHING DOING THEIR THING. 9 OF THEIR LAST 13. KEEP THIS THING ROLLING INTO TORONTO BABY…

PLAY. THE. DAMN. SONG.

[Zach Bollinger @zachbollinger18]

HAHAHHA HOW DID THEY WIN THAT BALLGAME?!? BRANDON YOUNG ABSOLUTE STUD. NOT A PRETTY GAME BUT SHOUTOUT MY BOY JEFF HOFFMAN FOR DOING WHAT HE DOES BEST. WHAT A COMEBACK. WHAT A WAY TO BOUNCE BACK. GO SPLIT THE SERIES TOMORROW…

PLAY. THE. DAMN. SONG.

[Zach Bollinger @zachbollinger18]

Basallo and Cowser were just way too productive and gave the Orioles their best chance at a sweep so I’m glad they can get the day off.

Let them cool off a bit. Playing too well.

[Zach Bollinger @zachbollinger18]

OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. OH. MY GOD. THEY JUST KEEP DOING IT AND I DONT KNOW HOW. MY POOR HEART. IDK WHAT ELSE TO SAY. WHAT A FRICKEN GAME. WHAT A WIN. HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY EVERYONE…

PLAY. THE. DAMN. SONG.

[Zach Bollinger @zachbollinger18]

OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. THEY WON IT. THEY WON IT. WHAT A START BY BRANDON YOUNG. WHAT A HOMER BY GUNNAR. WHEN THE TEAM NEEDES HIM THE MOST COLTON FRICKEN COWSER WINS IT. HOLY CRAP. HOLY CRAP. LETS GO SWEEP EM IN GAME 2…

PLAY. THE. DAMN. SONG.

[Baltimore Orioles @Orioles]

COWSER WEAVER FOR THE WIN

[Not Joe Pack @joepack_]

@slightlycxnty Trauma and a mustache

[Zach Bollinger @zachbollinger18]

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD. THE COMEBACK KIDS ARE BACK. HOLY CRAP. JEREMIAH JACKSON. WHAT?! HOW?!? PETE ALONSO FOR THE LEAD?! THEY WERE DOWN 6. WHAT?! YOU CAN JUST FEEL SOMETHING DIFFERENT WITH THIS TEAM. HAVE A NIGHT BIRDLAND…

PLAY. THE. DAMN. SONG.

[Not Joe Pack @joepack_]

@zachbollinger18

[FO𝕏 YOU @F0XYOU]

When you etch your name into our history as a true American Hero 🇺🇸

[westerosies @westerosies]

“Be gone witch! Fuck off with you!” 😂

[OKSTProbs @OKSTProbs]

*Every college football burner coming together to cyber bully Canada*

[Sunny @sunnyright]

American dudes switching from monitoring the Olympics to Monitoring the Situation in Mexico

[Baltimore Orioles @Orioles]

Pete's got next 😏

[Jimmy’s Famous Seafood @JimmysSeafood]

🇺🇸 LFG!!!!!!! USA!!!! 🇺🇸

[ivan c @yungic_]

walking into the craft beer bar that has a chalkboard menu and seeing “coors banquet” written super small at the very bottom

[The Exit 52 Podcast @Exit52Podcast]

ORIOLES BASEBALL TODAY

[Zach Bollinger @zachbollinger18]

WELCOME TO BALTIMORE PETE ALONSO.

[Andrew Donaldson @four4thefire]

For the uninitiated "Master and Commander" is the first book, "Far Side of the World" is the 10th, HMS Surpise doesn't appear until the 3rd novel, and the enemy ship in "Far" isn't French at all but an American heavy frigate

But it gets all the book vibes right. Superior film

[Not Joe Pack @joepack_]

@Bigmoranx Yo