JRP

“A fool always finds a greater fool to admire him.

"The important thing to remember is that I'm probably going to forget."

I don’t trust anyone, including you

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The Cubs are going to the World Series. #WorldSeries

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@TiffanyFong Where you at? Golden Corral or Waffle House 🧇

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@DecodingFoxNews State and city taxpayers are funding $123.3 million (with projections climbing toward $200 million) for public infrastructure needed to support the site. This includes road reconfigurations, traffic changes, utility relocations, and green spaces surrounding the campus.

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@Chicago_History I once did a rum & Coke focus group in this place. A Limo picked me up from home, when we got there they treated us to an all-you-can-eat buffet and games. The catch, we could only drink rum and Coke all night. Limo drove us home for obvious reasons. 😂

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@MrRAGER___ Been here plenty of times in my 20s, but I stopped showing up once I quit hanging out and getting hammered.

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@Chicago_History Back then, if you had a color copier, you were set — you could get rich.

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@Empress_Brymex Gyrl look like she doin’ dis shit 24/7. Bro finna start lookin’ fa a snow bunny.

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@joselyinechap Staged AF.

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@Chicago_History K-Mart

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@sixtyglock Why the fck are you going to another country and start a fight?

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@alphafox Bro is expecting someone to jack his Doritos?

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@SenWarren If you stop ripping people off, we could fully cover free community college in America.

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@ilgooners I could never understand why bitches gotta start shit.

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@Chicago_History Gary Fencik and Doug Plank 4-Ever.

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@Birgitte1234 I received a DVI diagnosis from my primary doctor 4 years ago. I was referred to a oncologist and cardiologist and they were unable to determine the cause, given that I lead a very healthy and active lifestyle. Can I sue these fckers?

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@rawsalerts They tested the baby’s DNA and she turned out to be South Asian (Indian, Bangladeshi, or Sri Lankan.

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@RealJamesWoods All the time.

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@rawsalerts I heard they kept the baby. I would have kept the Baby too.

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@HoustonTexans Can anyone ask @grok to see if the Houston Texans ever won the Super Bowl? I forgot 😂

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@HawkEmDownChris $50.45 + tax

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@STREETFIGHTSTVS I've seen this guy before and he knocked another guy out with same exact kick.