joe payne

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

This is what he wrote. I agree with it all

[joe payne @joepayne18]

@RobbieAnderson6 Bet you were looking at a picture of yourself whilst doing it!

[joe payne @joepayne18]

@MattySnape Everton home

[Cockfield United FC @CockfieldU]

Yesterday we were delighted to show off our new warm-up tops which we think you'll agree look great 😍😍!

Huge thanks to @joepayne18 (JPP Carpentry & Building Contractor) for his hugely generous sponsorship & @StarzoSports for supplying us with a top quality bit of kit!

⚽️🐔⚽️

[joe payne @joepayne18]

He drinks the vodka, drinks the jäger, his heads fucking massive!

[joe payne @joepayne18]

He drinks the vodka, drinks the jäger, his heads fucking massive!

[joe payne @joepayne18]

@MattySnape Blokes a tit!

[joe payne @joepayne18]

@MattySnape We only had 8 players

[joe payne @joepayne18]

@MattySnape Please never use ‘meh’ again

[Accidental Partridge @AccidentalP]

#AccidentalPartridge

[joe payne @joepayne18]

@RobbieAnderson6 They call them ‘personal packet platforms’

[joe payne @joepayne18]

@MattySnape Is that all you’ve managed 🙄

[joe payne @joepayne18]

@MattySnape Second wave would have hit by then and pubs will be shit again. You’ll just have to wait for your stag do I reckon

[joe payne @joepayne18]

@MattySnape That would be a waste of precious seats that are available in the pub

[joe payne @joepayne18]

@MattySnape On your diet? I don’t think so

[joe payne @joepayne18]

@MattySnape It was up there with one of the best pints of you must know!