mr.p

Miami Hurricane. MAT. Math teacher.

[mr.p @joepett007]

@GiuseppeRossi22 @AOC Stronzo

[mr.p @joepett007]

30

[PFF Fantasy @PFF_Fantasy]

The Jets have a top __ WR-RB duo?

[mr.p @joepett007]

Yea howie fucking rocks

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Eagles’ RB D'Andre Swift is entering the last year of his contract that carries a $1.77 million base salary.

If he leaves after this season, the Eagles likely would get back a compensatory draft pick in 2025 - the year in which they traded a 4th-round pick to Detroit for Swift.

[mr.p @joepett007]

This is why Howie is the shit. 4th rounder for a hometown elite rb.

[NFL @NFL]

BREAKING: Lions trading D'Andre Swift to Eagles. (via @RapSheet and @TomPelissero)

[mr.p @joepett007]

Franchise is dead. All the good faith Howie built up is gone.

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

More about the Eagles and QB Jalen Hurts agreeing to a record $255 million deal:

https://t.co/kH9b9Fao9Y

[mr.p @joepett007]

I don’t understand. Seems like a pretty good argument for gun control.

[mr.p @joepett007]

This made my year and ruined my life in a matter of 3 seconds.

[ModernWarzone @ModernWarzone]

BREAKING: Verdansk and Rebirth Island have both been added back to Warzone 1 for a limited time!

[Scott Lemieux @LemieuxLGM]

"I grew up in federally subsidized housing. Did anyone ever help me get where I am? Absolutely not."

[mr.p @joepett007]

I’d run through a brick wall for Kompany.

[Taylor Twellman @TaylorTwellman]

I’d play for him.

[mr.p @joepett007]

@CocoNuts212121 Now do @jbm202

[mr.p @joepett007]

I’ve seen enough. Osimhen is 3rd best striker in world behind Mbappe and Haaland.

[ESPN FC @ESPNFC]

Juventus kept EIGHT consecutive clean sheets in a row in Serie A before facing this Napoli side.

They're losing 5-1 😱

[mr.p @joepett007]

That’s all fantastic but please don’t pay an lb.

[Thomas R. Petersen @thomasrp93]

T.J. Edwards in 2022 regular season among LBs:

- Pass breakups: 1st (7)
- Overall grade: 2nd (84.8)
- Tackles: 2nd (125)
- Reception % allowed: 2nd (65.7)
- Yards/catch allowed: 2nd (7.1)
- Passer rating allowed: 3rd (76.4)

Not even 2nd team All-Pro. Not even pro bowl.
#Eagles

[mr.p @joepett007]

Survivor bias.

[Robert Griffin III @RGIII]

The key to winning in the playoffs is RUNNING THE BALL and STOPPING THE RUN. Historically, Teams have a 75% chance of winning in the playoffs when they outrush their opponent. In last year’s Wild Card round, 5 of the 6 winners out rushed their opponent.

[mr.p @joepett007]

@JustinPerri8 You had one a few weeks ago like this. Hawaii I think.

[mr.p @joepett007]

@MidMajorMatt I’m on the under based off @JustinPerri8 rec

[mr.p @joepett007]

No. Rug people and you become the target it really is that simple.

[Logan Paul @LoganPaul]

the matrix is real. pray you never become its target

[mr.p @joepett007]

This is nuts for a lb. Absolutely nuts

[NFL @NFL]

Ravens agree in principle with LB Roquan Smith to a 5-yr, $100M deal, making him highest paid LB in NFL history. (via @RapSheet)

[mr.p @joepett007]

Thanks for ruining my Tuesday

[mr.p @joepett007]

@JustinPerri8 Do you have data to see success according to day of week? Any difference?

[mr.p @joepett007]

Idk if he’s trolling but genuinely confused why it took this long

[DougDagnabbit @dougdagnabbit]

I’ve changed my tune about Warzone 2.

Warzone 1 was better. Feel free to roast.