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[joepikeiscool 🐀 @joepikeiscool]

What the fuck is the point of google images if it can’t give me this

[C H E F @SteppaSub]

The best part about the World Cup is that get to engage in a level of nationalism that would make even a Serb feel uneasy

[zoemaestra @zoemaestra]

working on a woke england flag to hang up in the stands

[plontarn @AcidicTrap]

This scene is why Tom Kenny is no longer allowed to voice SpongeBob in stuff that isn't official media anymore btw

[KennyLauderdale @KennyLauderdal3]

Video Game Company discontinues their popular product, the Video Game.

[Tulkas🧉🦖 @oTulkas]

No futuro, vou ter que explicar pros meus filhos que a gente conseguia comprar hardware e ter em casa algo chamado "PC" pra jogar games, mas aí a elite de virgens supremos da humanidade começou a gerar vídeos de namoradas falsas, tudo se tornou caríssimo e agora não temos água.

[𝚔𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝚕𝚘𝚋𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛 @KLobstar]

every show is from 30 Rock now

“Lemon it’s fine, will you relax? Tracy went to Vassar with Willy Wonka he already OK’d it— also, the Gene Wilder AI stopped saying racial slurs days ago, so… where’s the risk?”

[James May @MrJamesMay]

Dear Prof. Cox,
If I have drunk, on average, 12 pints of bitter per week since 1980, what percentage of the observable universe’s total mass has passed through my penis?

[Abier @abierkhatib]

I’m dead 😂😂😂

“The atmosphere Israeli awkward” 😂

[Jake 🇬🇧 @jakonian]

Keir Starmer: "I am resigning as PM"

Also Keir Starmer: *instantly develops a personality*

[Sarah 📸 @swrightCO]

You all have no idea how excited I was to realize I captured this

[Olenka Sayko @coco_chatel]

The infiltration of tech capital into the arts is so fucking pernicious. Like you know the reason none of the big studios/distributors want it is because they’re in bed with AI money and thereby incentivized to help manufacture consent.

[Tyler @IAmMudded]

Make America Great Britain again is objectively hilarious, yanks are soft as fuck

[pocket 🌱 @pawkit]

i fear these might actually be the only jobs in the entire uk

[Aaron Newbury @AJNewbury94]

If Burnham becomes PM this account might be one of the most important to follow. Bread has been holding Burnham to account now for years.

[Sam @SamCKx]

If Keir Starmer does resign, history will look back on his reign and scratch its head as to why the hell he was so hated.

On paper, he's probably delivered more to working British people in such a short time than any PM for decades.

After inheriting an absolute mess: NHS waiting lists fallen. Worker's rights improved. Rail operators nationalised. Improved relations with EU and improved UK's global reputation. Removed non-dom tax status. Halved childcare costs. Boosted state pensions. Lowest homicide rate in 50 years. Lifted 550k children out of poverty. Immigration vastly reduced.

We are in the age of billionaire funded misinformation, whose sole purpose is to topple democratically elected leaders, and insert leadership that favours the wealthy elites over the working people. Looks like the game plan is working...