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Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich.

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@JimmyTraina The ratings were off “the charts”. No one can believe it. They’ve never seen anything like it.

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@hen_ease New tattoo inspo just dropped: https://t.co/HH8oLBC61t

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@BrianKirschner_ 7:32. That’s what it was like in Hazeltine, at least. The volunteers who aren’t working Sunday get free tickets and early admission and pack the stands. Was there at opening and barely got a seat at 15.

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Yes it is taking months off my life

#GoJetsGo

[Josh Pate @JoshPateCFB]

Playoff hockey is life changing

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@NHLJetsNation

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Welp, that’s enough of that. Time to watch something enjoyable and uplifting. Let’s see if June can get out of her latest jam in The Handmaid’s Tale.

[Mike McIntyre @mikemcintyrewpg]

#NHLJets lose 5-2 here in St. Louis, go 0-3 (outscored 17-5) inside Enterprise Center.

Winner-take-all Game 7 goes Sunday, 6 p.m. at Canada Life Centre (where Winnipeg is 3-0, outscoring the Blues 12-7).

Both Central Division series going the distance. Only ones in 1st round.

[Winnipeg Jets @NHLJets]

NHL MVP.

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Newsflash fuckhead: NOT HAPPENING.

And I’ve got 40 million people who are backing me up. #FuckTrump #FuckMAGA #FuckYou

[James Blair @JamesBlairUSA]

Pleasant meeting with the Premiers.

To be clear, we never agreed that Canada would not be the 51st state. We only agreed to share Premier Eby’s comments.

Further, we said the best way to understand President Trump’s position is to take what he says at face value.
@SergioGor

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Diane is Mulva?!!?!

[Jason Bell @JasonBell1966]

#Mulva

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@avatarrant *2nd favourite

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@JetsCentric I feel like I jinxed them with the premature L-ogo. Hand up, this is on me. My bad. I resolve to learn from this and be better in the future. I ask for privacy in this difficult time. #GoJetsGo

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@NHLJets

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@JetsCentric Prep work for Monday:

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@OHLIceDogs @JetsCentric The Dogs got that He in them.

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@EricStangel

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@PFTCommenter @whale_capper Release the book

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The fact you haven’t been struck by lightning yet proves “they” CANNOT control the weather.

[Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸 @mtgreenee]

Yes they can control the weather.

It’s ridiculous for anyone to lie and say it can’t be done.

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@BeenToAugusta Honorable Mention: Thompson Girl

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@NUCLRGOLF @fredcouplesgolf @ChampionsTour

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@JamesMelville Turn right on The Street
Where??
The Street
Which street?
No, The Street.