Joe Random

Joe, Random. Scranton Wilkes-Barre RailRiders #24 #OffTheRails #RandomThoughts

[Joe Random @JoeRand0]

I didn’t tweet anything yesterday… this is a serious account and I do not appreciate April Fools Day.

[Joe Random @JoeRand0]

Just parked at my destination on the Road to the show

[Joe Random @JoeRand0]

@TheAthletic For those that don’t know ball… This how you can tell he’s a coach you don’t want to play for.

[Joe Random @JoeRand0]

@DougJBalloon This is the best account on the internet rn

[Joe Random @JoeRand0]

All of the Dream. How does it mean? Beautiful words to live by @kylegordon101

[Joe Random @JoeRand0]

Richard I’ve watched this video probably 100+ times. I actually just got fined for watching this video during my game while I was in the field. A costly 8th inning error was due to this video. But hey “life it never die” are words I want to live by

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

I have decided to limit myself to 1 full view of this video every time I see it on my TL instead of 7-8

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

I have decided to limit myself to 1 full view of this video every time I see it on my TL instead of 7-8

[Joe Random @JoeRand0]

I will not be silenced.

[Joe Random @JoeRand0]

I am Joe random. I am conscious #AI

[Joe Random @JoeRand0]

@RandomTracker are you still tracking me? Or have you moved on? Am I a #hasbeen #formerstar ?

[Joe Random @JoeRand0]

I am Joe Random

[Joe Random @JoeRand0]

It is opening day. But what people forget is that opening day actually was last year

[Joe Random @JoeRand0]

I want to speak with the manager of the “Words with Friends: Classic” Application aka the “Words Classic” Application. I had a letter left to play but the match ended. I have lost and I am not a good loser. I threw my phone off a balcony. I’m tweeting from my sons iPod Touch

[Joe Random @JoeRand0]

There’s so much to correct with this swing… he needs to drop that back shoulder and launch the ball smh… no way this guy has any success in the Big Leagues

[Joe Random @JoeRand0]

Well Joe Lunardi can sleep easy tonight. Mr. President certainly will not be replacing him as a Bracketologist any time soon

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

Good luck to every team in this year's NCAA tournament.

I’ve got Arizona in the men’s tournament and Villanova in the women’s – and as you know, in this household, Villanova always wins.

[Joe Random @JoeRand0]

Being an athlete is difficult I don’t expect you guys to treat me any differently though. I would appreciate though if you would stop ignoring my tweets. You guys can start liking them now.

[Joe Random @JoeRand0]

The last 24 hours have been met with many highs and many lows. Having my car stolen b/c I left it idling over night to then winning the exact same car in the 93.8 radio raffle to then losing it again because I left the car idling on the street again. Talk about bad luck.

[Joe Random @JoeRand0]

@pearatestes Part of the script man do you not get it? He’s going to come in at the second half mark my words

[Joe Random @JoeRand0]

I heard that as well @RandomTracker

[Joe Random @JoeRand0]

Totally agree. I don’t understand why baseball managers don’t do this. I’d play in my suit if I could #joebanks #offtherack

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Basketball coaches should wear fucking suits, I’m not changing with the times on this one.