Joerassic

#BelieveTheHype

[Joerassic @joerassicperry]

The toy show has lost its magic. The host isn't even off his face. What is Ireland teaching the children?

#LateLateToyShow #ireland #WhiteSnow #Magic

[Joerassic @joerassicperry]

Lola, I love you. And I'm going to miss you so much. Beautiful dog, the best birthday present I ever got. #Lola #Dog #Beautiful #RIP

[DilinODose @MimiVonPeach]

Shower of pricks.

[⭐ amy o'connor ⭐ @amyohconnor]

This type of justice is so rare that I could cry with happiness. All solidarity with Nikita Hand, an extraordinarily brave woman. Fuck Conor McGregor for eternity.

[Edinburgh Zoo @EdinburghZoo]

We are calling for tighter restrictions on fireworks following the death of Roxie, our endangered red panda kit, on bonfire night.

Our expert vet team believe it's likely that three-month-old Roxie died due to stress caused by fireworks in the local area.

[Fiz @westcoastiscool]

“Two to put her down. Two to put her out.”

These are the words of Cathal Crotty, from Ardnacrusha, Co. Clare, after he savagely beat a woman.

And here are two nice, clear pics of the coward.

[Joerassic @joerassicperry]

Some of the baby birds that were born in the back garden are now flying and feeding outside my kitchen window. Didn't want to get too close. Another 5 or 6 were on the ground eating the bits that fell off. #Ireland #Nature #Birds #Wildlife

[Joerassic @joerassicperry]

This song randomly came into my brain today. What a tune. And now I'm old Slipknot, Limp bizkit, Linkin Park music deep. Im guessing these are all classic and old songs now? Fecking youths with their youngness.

#Korn #classicrock #Music

https://t.co/136IddQALn

[Joerassic @joerassicperry]

Everyone should wait until Oj Simpson is in his coffin and buried before making jokes.

Cause if he doesn't fit in it, then his lawyers might get him acquitted of being dead.

#OjSimpson

[Joerassic @joerassicperry]

Might be early to talk about Eurovison, but just heard Croatia song and that has to win it. What a tune. #Croatia #Eurovision2024

https://t.co/2p2HiLdVDj

[Joerassic @joerassicperry]

Two things to take from the results today. 1. People only care if it directly effects them (The low turnout). 2. The more Important No won. The other one can be fixed at a later date.

This referendum also shows how every party is relying on the past. Outdated. #Referendum2024

[Joerassic @joerassicperry]

If you don't vote, don't moan about the result. Very simple. You have been giving a privilege, giving 15 hours to vote. So vote.
#Referendum2024 #Vote #Ireland

[Joerassic @joerassicperry]

What a tune. At least 6 years since I heard this. #Alexisonfire

https://t.co/JI43tgx5Aa

[Joerassic @joerassicperry]

Also phone battery about to go too. Next couple of days are gonna be fun :/. #Ireland #Cavan #stormIsha #electricity

[Joerassic @joerassicperry]

Power just gone. It literally feels like my roof is gonna fly off any second now. That wind is really strong. #Cavan #Wind #Ireland #Storm

[Joerassic @joerassicperry]

Found out what it was. It's not an Alien invasion, so everybody calm down, haha. Bloody humans with their satellites gave me access to send this. Still Aliens would of been better.

[Joerassic @joerassicperry]

Also Brixton Briefcase is a tune too.

[Joerassic @joerassicperry]

Chase and Status- flashing lights just came on and wow what a flash back to 2015. What a song. What an album. Remember Dubstep? I do. #ChaseAndStatus #NoMoreIdols

[Joerassic @joerassicperry]

There's no one in my family called Ciaran. No one near us is called Ciaran. So, how did she come up with that? But I did the only adult thing and didn't correct them at all. So now I have 3 first names in my local town. There is no way that will hurt me in the future. #Ireland

[Joerassic @joerassicperry]

In the last week I've been called Graham twice by the person who set up my bacnk account and comes into the shop where I work. And also Ciaran by the neighbour I lived beside for 20 years and who I went to school with her son for 3 years. Obviously the planet is messing with me.