Joe Reiter

reit·er /ˈrīdər/ noun - a person who writes books, stories, or articles as a job. Co-creator Plate Pioneerz

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remember when red sox fan gino castignoli buried a david ortiz jersey in the wall of the new yankee stadium but was stupid enough to tell people what he’d done way before the stadium opened so the team was able to rip out the wall and remove it?

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@yifanYGO Try now

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@HockeySportPod He's right. Vancouver does not suck. It riots.

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@NHL_On_TNT @liam_mchugh @BizNasty2point0 I know they said no tattoos, but make stupid bets, win stupid prizes.

@liam_mchugh gets WE WANT FISHSTICKS tramp stamp

@BizNasty2point0 gets FUGAZI LEAFS FAN tramp stamp

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@NYCTheMiC @JasperSzwarc mispronouncing shesterkin while 69ing is peak sexy

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@Ask_Spectrum nah. we are so far past that now. this is me prepping the goodbye letter to you.

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@neekers i have the across the street view of that shot.

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Mentos + Cola. Classic...

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@wasawbee @NYR_7thA @Erich_K8 @mjzibanedad @WaltRuff sure

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@wasawbee @NYR_7thA @Erich_K8 @mjzibanedad @WaltRuff steckels said it was accidental.

everyone who’s seen it outside of pittsburgh said it looked accidental.

i could show you every commentator saying this but what’s the point?

pens fanbase is conditioned to believe every hit on crosby is illegal.

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@OhRyanMead The quick Adam Fox jumps over the blue line to keep the lazy clear attempt in the zone.

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@NYIslanders fans have some…interesting...takes on @NYRangers
postseason run.

you should probably go back to bathing in drakkar noir rather than drinking it.

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@Bronx2216 it’s funny because it’s a word that rhymes with blue.

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@Canes fans who think the trouba hit was dirty also chanted "THESE REFS SUCK" because there was no penalty called when raanta injured himself.

stole horn chant from penguins

stole center ice salute from @NYRangers

stole haka from icelandic national team

best fanbase evahhh

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@jfahler_88 @spittinchiclets #NYR didn't win 2 rounds in 2015? could've sworn they mopped the floor with the pens in the first round. must be a faulty memory implant.

they didn't beat montreal in 2017? that damned memory implant....