Joe Rembold

Everything is a conspiracy if you don’t know how anything works. Pronouns include buddy/pal/friend.

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@NotHoodlum lol. That last bit was perfect: those “of you who have committed crimes”. All of the above.

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@MahikRani50377 $35 is a 50% tip. That’s insane to expect as a server. $20 is generous as a 28.5% tip.

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@omgsidewalks That was literally the purpose of the game

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@broseph_michael @benedictpolizzi Josephson?

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@CherieBeneteau When you get a bonus, they annualized the pay and then deduct taxes as though you made that paycheck for a year. You’ll get a better refund opportunity next year.

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@TheRetroSlayer Two fat dudes and a medium was top

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@JeffMightBWrong Baseball card stat starting 2056

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@UberHansen Add some grilled peppers and onions with a spicy mustard 🤌🏼🤌🏼

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@barstoolsports The WNBA is going to chase out their best hope of elevating woman’s basketball

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@FreddyLA7 Every time the bell rings an angel gets its wings

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@AutismCapital But I don’t have any travel plans…

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@ThrillaRilla369 A lot of people it sounds like

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@Jwiesel13 Because England will get knocked out before they meet?

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@ImBreckWorsham He can like to as much as he wants, but he can’t.

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@kaitlancollins When did it hit his desk? Only 10 days to sign before it automatically becomes law

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@davidpollack47 @USMNT Appalachian beating Michigan

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@hell_line0 Fair argument.

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@Bitcoin_Teddy Unscrupulous activity on this admins’ watch? Color me surprised.

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@danorlovsky7 Always show love and apologize if you lose it. Say what you’re going to do and do what you said you would. Show them how to love through you treat their mother. Teach awareness: their bodies, others’ bodies and emotions, to the subtlety of the world around them.

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@PatsKam In New York and people almost always hold doors