Joe $ Rivera

COMEDIAN seen@ World Famous Comedy Store,San Jose Improv, Tommy T's Pleasanton/Rancho Cordova/S.F., Flappers. WWE! MMA 🇺🇸🎸🚹♌

[Joe $ Rivera @joerivera82]

When I tell people I do comedy in my sleep. I guess I'm being literal.

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#TheRehearsal I can't believe that woman hasn't been married or found a man with integrity to breed with. She is so feminine it is intoxicating. I don't blame her. I never bred either. No female ever offered me a reason to even consider it #HBO #HBOMax

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#WWE you know Mick Foley's twitter got hacked when it said Frank the clown is Gawd #RicFlair #SummerSlam #RicFlairsLastMatch #AEW

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#History the 2 things no one points out in Van Eyck's Arnolfini painting is that the camera isn't visible in the reflection and homeboy could use some moisturizer #Netherlands #Holland #Bruges #Belgium

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#Michigan Tudor Dixon says the wolverine state ranks 38th in education. Sure Detroit & Flint may be dragging the numbers but people in Ann Arbor thought Jim Harbaugh would bring a national title so they are doing their part or lack thereof #RedWave2022 #FoxNation #Georgia

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#UFC277 what page is the leevurr keek? Bang. Bang. Bang. #UFC #MMA #Heineken #Holland #Netherlands

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#martialartsmailcall Today's book is Bas Rutten's Big Book of Combat, Volume 2 by Bas Rutten, Stephen Quadros, 2002.

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#UFC277 Bas Rutten should have been trending last night but skaters think the sport is interim champs who can't win title fights or champs who don't bother to defend their belts & get embarrassed by paltry supposed contenders. Learn history noobs #UFC #MMA #Dallas #Texas

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#UFC277 So I guess good mma defense is redefined as nosediving with your hands flopping to the mat while returning zero strikes. Next you'll tell me they want to change the definition of recession or what a female is #UFC #MMA #Dallas #RedWave2022

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#Buccaneers so um did anyone mention to Tom Brady that OJ did hertz commercials too? I mean the damage he put on pat maholmes was figurative so I don't see the correlation #Tampa #Patriots #Chiefs

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I adopted a dog on Tuesday. It started barking like crazy right now. I half expected to see a marijuana addict in my hallway or kicking a door in. Must have been a nightmare or a nocturnal critter jumped the gate or something #PetAdoption #RescueDog

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In defense of not paying her Spanish taxes Shakira pleaded lycanthropy, winked at the jury and sung a bit of she wolf #Spain #Columbia

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Apparently Shakira can't remember to forget you but she did remember to forget her taxes #Spain #Columbia

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The Spanish Tax Administration
Agency sent a warning to Shakira "whenever wherever" 👮‍♂️ #Spain #Columbia

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#Economy I am always looking for cheap rental properties in case I need to get lost at a moments notice. Sure rent is high but the terms and amounts of upfront cash required to move in are riduculous for people who need to skoot in a pinch and are low income earners #Inflation

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I wonder if suburbanites have a certain scent or dna makeup. I am a natural vagabond. I bet pedestrian debt submurged daily joes can smell it on me #Stockton #Modesto #Manteca

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Annabelle has the dopest cameo in the Captain Marvel trailer. I didn't even know that I was watching a Black Leopard trailer till the bald chick from the infinity gauntlet flix popped up #dccomics #Marvel #ComicCon #SanDiego

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#CancelCulture in today's world Freddy Kreuger would be a hero. He is a burn victim and he just so happens to victimize children. Dude would get a 25 minute speech at every dnc #RedWave2022 #Horror #Paranormal

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Rod Stuart sounds like Al Jolson in the jazz singer when he belts out "Maggie!" after the mandolin solo in Maggie May #Hollywood #History #70s

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I can't believe Tom Segura wasn't aware of the "see you next wednesday" reference considering he lampooned Thriller himself. I haven't seen werewolf in London but I understood the callback instantly #YMH #JRE #Comedy #Spotify

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#WWE either new york has a poor memory or these marks don't know the consequences of the "who's your daddy?" chant. Ask Pedro Martinez and the 2004 Red Sox #Boston #Raw #MSG #Yankees #SummerSlam #AEW