Joe Rodriguez

Father. Comedian. Husband. Habitual line stepper. #DallasCowboys

[Joe Rodriguez @joerodcomedy]

Yelling “Aniya, you dumbass” out my window right now.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

For the first time in history, Mexico has won all three of its group stage matches at the World Cup.

[autist @litteralyme0]

Women: “When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep surrounded by my loving family”

Men:

[Joe Rodriguez @joerodcomedy]

The Dallas Cowboys need to be watching film, not Love Island.

[Dallas Cowboys @dallascowboys]

loving these love island takes 🏝️

[Joe Rodriguez @joerodcomedy]

Fun times in Cali 😎

[Joe Rodriguez @joerodcomedy]

Bing bong

[Joe Rodriguez @joerodcomedy]

@CraftyP___ Didn’t say they had to be good at it.

[Joe Rodriguez @joerodcomedy]

Stand up comedy is great because any fucking loser can do it.

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

They cancelled the watch party and screwed over all of the bars and businesses in the area just so he could get booed fall asleep in a luxury box.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Wait…Did he just say checkered past ? I’m 28 felonies, 6 bankruptcies, and an Epstein bromance short of his checkered past.

[Joe Rodriguez @joerodcomedy]

Literally this.

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Mogged.

[Tiff4Mahogany_44 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 NATO MEMBER @tiff4mahogany]

Hunter Biden on Twitter:

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Boilers32 It most definitely was not. I would never have forgotten my drugs.

[Joe Rodriguez @joerodcomedy]

I’ll be at The Ice House in June 12th! Get your tickets here! https://t.co/GCbXVMG5K7

[Joe Rodriguez @joerodcomedy]

@Ughhmantha You gonna have to put it back in the closet by week 3 when he gets cut again.

[.00223 | Mike 🎻🇮🇹🍇 @Keerurgo]

"my state is bigger than your country"

[Joe Rodriguez @joerodcomedy]

@Ughhmantha I didn’t even notice that 😂😂😂

[Joe Rodriguez @joerodcomedy]

Should’ve let the kids with cigarettes keep them because at least they’re not fucking dorks.

[Joe Rodriguez @joerodcomedy]

Hillbilly presidency.

[Kit Maher @KitMaherCNN]

UFC structure going up on the White House South Lawn for June 14 fight

[Joe Rodriguez @joerodcomedy]

Women out here driving like Fred Flintstone.