JoeSandy

23 | he / him / them | professional

[JoeSandy @JoeSandscript]

i don’t think this is the solutions or anything but god this must feel awesome

[Brooke from Let’s Not Date @TheLetsNotDate]

I’m here to break the hearts of ICE supporters

[JoeSandy @JoeSandscript]

@Grubby_George @yoshideadlock that’s why they call me smug chumper

[JoeSandy @JoeSandscript]

@yoshideadlock Also please add a 2v2 laning simulator thank you yoshi deadlock

[JoeSandy @JoeSandscript]

@yoshideadlock Requirements are good and games have felt decently matched with very few disconnects. Capping placements at Oracle I means I’m getting placed in lobbies at a lower skill rating than before the MM update, resulting in what I would percieve as some unfun losses for the enemy team.

[Bruiser Broski @BeastCoastNYHC]

There is no such thing as illegal blood alcohol content while driving on stolen land

[Darth Vermilion @darthwindy_42]

@Gilbert_mu2 @kozlovskyi79217 DS3 is a Masterrated Underpeice

[JoeSandy @JoeSandscript]

@griccs 🙋‍♀️

[JoeSandy @JoeSandscript]

@urban_colin and it finds you now more than ever

[JoeSandy @JoeSandscript]

anytime i hear someone say something like “bo burnham’s inside was the most impactful artistic experience of my adult life” or “big thief saved me when no one else could” i read another page of the TM 31-210 Improvised Munitions Handbook

[johntheman_heiscome_heisme_PREACHTRUTHILLUMINATIPl @heiscomeheisme]

CONTRARY TO CONVENTIONAL WISDOM, IT IS NOT IMPOSSIBLE TO DISGUISE YOURSELF FROM LONG RANGE PSYCHIC DETECTION ... ANY EQUIPMENT YOU ARE CARRYING SHOULD BE PART OF A NON-THREATENING SEMANTIC FIELD ... FOR INSTANCE CARRY AN AXE - "TOOL" - RATHER THAN A SWORD - "WEAPON" (🧵)

[JoeSandy @JoeSandscript]

@poopswag34 @dogfightin2 poopswag34 never misses

[JoeSandy @JoeSandscript]

happy fifth of july

[JoeSandy @JoeSandscript]

@sexytwerp https://t.co/9XgffKCyKC

[JoeSandy @JoeSandscript]

i’ve decided that cheating in video games is awesome and everyone should do it so in a few years we can all go outside again

[lostlucy @uxyv7]

検知されずにレディ維持出来るの楽しすぎるw
#VALORANT

[bbyazul @bbyazul4k]

johnny dang got em right

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

Being sexually submissive doesn’t appeal to me but I could see myself getting into something like this just because I enjoy being around women.

[dan hentschel @danghentschel]

Sexuality is what makes us human. There is no reason why it shouldn't be integrated into the workplace.

[JoeSandy @JoeSandscript]

@LUMIEREBELGE a beautiful chud, a chud only via inversion, you possess the traits of the chud in that you explicitly lack the traits of the chud, snoopy the dog