Joe Taylor

Just your world's tallest midget with a reasonably shit sense of humour! HATE reality T.V

[Joe Taylor @joetaylor2889]

@mickyjon3s @JoniSacko @BTCare @MartinSLewis jonni knock him out

[BBC Newsbeat @BBCNewsbeat]

Very heartfelt apologies to @alecshelbrooke MP. He is partially deaf and was listening to a speaker.

[Joe Taylor @joetaylor2889]

@s_phillips8 @BartonTownOB #chest

[Joe Taylor @joetaylor2889]

Pete Doherty gone missing, so fucking what haha sales will go up 10 fold for it haha hope he's in a bad way

[Joe Taylor @joetaylor2889]

Would take a career change to sell cars for @TomHartleyjnr #BestInTheBizz

[Joe Taylor @joetaylor2889]

Rather watch England international football than rugby league, said noone who isn't fucking stupid!

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

San Marino scored their first away goal for 14 years last night. They didn't half celebrate it.
https://t.co/5FifB2W9sP

[Joe Taylor @joetaylor2889]

Imagine if Rooney was 'a striker' or 'a prolific goalscorer' #EngvsSwi

[Joe Taylor @joetaylor2889]

Come on San Marino, 1st away goal in 14 years!

[Joe Taylor @joetaylor2889]

Even the England players names are boring, and that's coming from someone called Joe

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

CLARIFICATION: Grew the pube myself, it was not a gift. I repeat, pube NOT a gift.

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Romeo Beckham England mascot for his 13th birthday. For my 13th birthday I got a trip to McDonald's & my first pube.

[Joe Taylor @joetaylor2889]

Dint know half the people in my Facebook had kids, normally just pictures of the smashed out there head till they want some likes! #fuckoff

[Classic Pics @Classic_picx]

Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown pictured after their wedding in 1992.

[Joe Taylor @joetaylor2889]

Happy #WorldBeardDay @markgoundrill @KieranxSuddaby @goldsheldon

[Joe Taylor @joetaylor2889]

@markgoundrill @goldsheldon that's my house not flames

[Joe Taylor @joetaylor2889]

@goldsheldon @markgoundrill stop taking photos outside my house assholes

[Darren Andrew Sill @Kent_Babylon]

Number of #SyrianRefugees taken by nation:

Turkey 1.94m
Lebanon 1.83m
Jordan 630k
Iraq 226k
Egypt 142k
Germany 105k
Sweden 42K
UK 216