Joe_Temesi

Just vibes and Inshallah || CFC💙 || PetrolHead 🚘 || Software Engineering 💻

[Mbabz @Kalasinga_]

Its crazy how @ntsa_kenya is using this joke of a sign as the basis for fining people. How is a driver on the inner lane supposed to see it especially with the many HGVs that use Likoni Road?

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔵 OFFICIAL: Mykhailo Mudryk is clear to play again after doping accusations. Case settled.

Mudryk, expected to join Chelsea in Hong Kong for pre-season tour. He’s gonna be available immediately.

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Chelsea reach verbal agreement with Aston Villa to sign Morgan Rogers⁠. Bid of £117m accepted by #AVFC & being finalised. 6+1y contract, medical Monday⁠. #AFC interested but 23yo attacker wanted #CFC; Xabi Alonso instrumental @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/81YbZw7ELc

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

Is Messi playing?

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

This is where it starts. 👊

[Duke Laston 🇰🇪 @dklaston]

No forex, no corruption, no kickbacks, no fraud, no Elon money… none of that… !!!

I still can’t believe it😃. If you had asked me 6 years ago… I would have told you this is a dream, but now it’s going to be a memory.

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Chelsea Football Club is delighted to announce the appointment of Xabi Alonso as Manager of the Men’s Team.

The Spaniard will begin his role on July 1, 2026, having agreed a four-year contract at Stamford Bridge.

Welcome to Chelsea, Xabi!

[3.0 TDI @Urunzii]

There is zero joy in driving around in Nairobi. It’s a chaotic and stressful experience at best. Outside Nairobi however it’s pure bliss.

[OB @CFC_OBED]

If you ever feel stupid remember Luis Enrique came to Chelsea with a power point presentation but they rejected him . Since then he has taken pSG to back to back champions league finals .

[✧ @whotfisDuke]

My prime ends at my funeral

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Mourinho says he doesn't keep runner-up medals so he threw it to an Arsenal supporter. #CFC

[Joe_Temesi @joetemesi]

@KhalifKairo My condolences Kaka

[Leslie🇦🇷 @_Lessley]

🚨BREAKING: Harambee Stars will close the roof of the Kasarani Stadium for the game against Morocco. 90 minutes Kasarani will be a very long time!🔥

[SHAYEE 𒀭 @tiier_1st]

Chelsea fans waited three years for this electric Estevão performance, and the 18-year-old got a standing ovation.

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨📲 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Neymar on IG showing off his framed Cristiano Ronaldo, Leo Messi, and Luis Suárez shirts in his living room.

[JH🇳🇱 @CFC_Christo1]

Only real football fans understood what Delap did here.

[GOD’s Girlala 🎀 @xmarjaveya]

I need a “Tadaa” moment from GOD this week 🥲🥹

[Diogo Jota @DiogoJota18]

You'll Never Walk Alone 2️⃣0️⃣

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🥺🗣️ Thiago Silva's emotional speech to his teammates before the game vs. Inter Milan in the Club World Cup:

"Don’t wait until after the game to say, ‘What could we have done differently?' NO! I get emotional, you’ll understand…"

"In 2014, I was playing the World Cup in Brazil. On one of our days off, I went home. My stepfather showed up — the man who made me who I am today. He was sick. I didn’t know how serious it was."

"I returned to the national team. Things ended how they ended. He was hospitalized. I had to go back to Paris for preseason... After one of the first league matches, my wife called me: ‘Your stepfather passed away.’"

"Do you know what I mean by this? I didn’t go see him at the hospital because I thought he’d get better. That he’d be fine and I came back to Paris..."

"What I want to say is: Don’t leave things for later if you can do them now. In the present. Don’t wait — there may not be time."

"Enjoy the moment, enjoy it with joy but with responsibility. That said, we need to finish the match with 11 players. Don’t make it unfair, stay loyal to the group. Compete. May God bless us. Let’s go!"

[ForPitsSake @brokensuit44]

Great transformation...