Jose vs. The World

I transferred from Los Angeles. Your school has no gymnastics team, this is a last resort. ENTJ.

[Jose vs. The World @joeterlaje]

*walks into GPO theater*
Sir can i check your fanny pack
"Ok"
Sir what's in the tin foil
"Nothing"
Is that pad thai?
*runs away forever*

[Jose vs. The World @joeterlaje]

@khaleesikills Just stare at the ceiling like the power is out

[Jose vs. The World @joeterlaje]

@sunnsel It only gets realer lol

[🔸 a l e x 🔸 @flavor_waves]

Anyone know where I can get this rug of Dolly Parton holding the Moonlight Greatsword? Asking for a friend. I'm the friend.

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

chase your dream

anyone who says otherwise can fuck off

[Vincent Martella @vince_martella]

me in the lego aisle at target

[☔ @Whotfismick]

*serious situation*

My brain:

[lex @khaleesikills]

i must be the only person who does not care about the holidays

[eric curtin @dubstep4dads]

today is gonna be awesome

[lex @khaleesikills]

y’all will really just go barefoot anywhere…disgusting

[Jose vs. The World @joeterlaje]

@dojodean @GuamPower My brother. The load shedding only occurs mid rinse cycle. It has happened twice to me in the last week 😭

[Dean 🇬🇺 @dojodean]

Please, @GuamPower. I want to do all my laundry and clean before Holiday..

[Jose vs. The World @joeterlaje]

Dillon Brooks looks like an angry version of the guy who fakes those spice challenge videos on tiktok

[Jose vs. The World @joeterlaje]

Hate Jeff Bezos all you want but Amazon had 2Chainz host Ed Sheeran performing live lmao

[Anime Tweets @AnimexTwts]

TODAY IS THE ONLY DAY YOU CAN RETWEET THIS

[Jose vs. The World @joeterlaje]

@danktowncowboy You’ve always understood me

[Jose vs. The World @joeterlaje]

How come when the cashier at Dream Mart told me it’s a $10 minimum to charge my card the first thing I thought of was buying a pack of American spirits lmao

[Zezima @danktowncowboy]

@joeterlaje On Friday, October 27, 2023
We came full circle