Started a new job and everyone kept mentioning "the incident" but nobody would tell me what it was. After three weeks I finally asked directly. Turns out my predecessor had a mental breakdown and threw a printer out the second-story window. Okay, weird, but whatever. Then yesterday our printer jammed. Without thinking I said "this makes me want to throw it out the window" and the entire office went SILENT. Dead silent. Someone whispered "oh god not again." Now they think I have printer-related rage issues. I've been moved away from all windows. There's a staff meeting Monday about "workplace wellness.”