JTobe…

i have GOT to lock in

[Crub @CrubTV]

IT’S NOT 2004 CHUDS ISLAMOPHOBIA DON’T WORK NO MORE WE HAVE A SHAWARMA SHOP IN EVERY TOWN AND WHITE BOYS ARE SAYING INSHALLAH UNIRONICALLY IT’S OVER FOR YOU

[Imagine Dragons Hate Account. @_21Average_]

If Morgan Wallen is in your Spotify Wrapped this year you’re getting sent to Guantanamo Bay

[LilChromie @BigChromie]

We are turning the white house west to face mecca

[Will @thuhsundancekid]

Blend Greg Abbott to soup #blendgregabbotttosoup

[bort @millerIowlife]

#PushGregAbbottDownTheStairsTomorrow

[slim riggins @rigginsslim]

we’re gonna have Stephen Miller dangling by his underwear thirty feet above the stage during Dua Lipa’s Coachella set

[noah kulwin @nkulw]

We are going to deep fry RFK jr in beef tallow at a tailgate for the Washington Vaccines

[djoomf @djoomf]

The People’s Republic of Chicago shall be raiding Tank Noodle TONIGHT

[Adam @_dams0n]

It’s going to be disgustingly hot, swampy, sticky and foul at the fest this weekend. Can’t wait to wear pants all four days

[Roady @roadsoda69420]

Gonna DoorDash a 12 piece and sit in my living room butt ass naked with a bottle of bourbon so it feels like my and bro are eating together

[the hotter kenny omega @SamGreszes]

You don't hear about this bc it is specifically related to adding protected bike lanes and its illegal in the usa to imply that infringing on people's god given right to 8-lane residential roads might be necessary for traffic safety

[Adam @_dams0n]

Not trying to get my ass kicked here but I preferred it being 3 days

[JTobe… @joethetobes]

Free our people from these white devils omfg 💔🥀

[Daily Mail @DailyMail]

Revealed: ICE shooter has an IMMIGRANT Filipina wife and is an Iraq veteran as father comes to his defense https://t.co/dHj7zVFXES

[JTobe… @joethetobes]

@dsnv_ Aura farming in the first pic 🙂‍↕️

[Tappedfreak @TappedfreakR]

only acceptable use of “separate the art from the artist” is barbers.

[trish @ultragloss]

beautiful things can happen when you shuffle all your liked songs on spotify and just listen. you might find yourself listening to counting stars by onerepublic in the year 2025 for example

[໊ @nonmonogamummy]

“he has a family and 2 kids” okay and i didn’t get eternal sunshine tickets?

[load @loafbreadmann]

what are her coworkers teaching her man