Joe Thomas

NFL's Ironman, Father, Husband, NFL Media, Farmer, Cattle Rancher, Eater, Wannabe Chef @halloffamefarms

[Joe Thomas @joethomas73]

Today's yoga instructor did not like me. 🐄

Putting a halter on one very opinionated cow. Chair pose, low lunge, horse stance. All mandatory.

169 BPM, 17 seconds in. 11 years of pass sets finally paid off.

Whoever said working cattle isn't a workout never met her.

What's the hardest workout you never signed up for? 👇

#farmlife #cattle #yoga #formernfl #hoffarms

[Joe Thomas @joethomas73]

Jack called the perfect play.
Send it to the coach whose players have started coaching back.
He told me the rusher was getting there too fast and asked for a center delay. Touchdown.
#flagfootball #sportsparents #coachdad #youthfootball #quarterback

[Joe Thomas @joethomas73]

Sort. Gates. Chute. Say hi to the locals. 🐄

A day working cattle at HoF Farms, with the best crew we've got.

What chore did you grow up doing? 👇

#farmkids #cattle #farmlife #driftless #hoffarms

[Joe Thomas @joethomas73]

51 years ago tonight the Edmund Fitzgerald went down in Lake Superior. 29 men didn't come home.

Bow camp marked the day the way bow camp does. The theme was Great Lakes mariner.

[Joe Thomas @joethomas73]

Wisconsin deer season scoreboard. Me and my bow: 0. My truck: 1. Gun season isn't even open yet. No venison for the family. Guess we're eating Wagyu. Oh well.

[Joe Thomas @joethomas73]

The one-pounders? Those ain't for the kids. 🍔

Turns out the kids had other plans. And notes. Mostly about bacon.

Bacon next time. Noted.

What's the biggest burger you've ever taken down? 👇

#burgers #grilling #dadlife #wisconsin #hoffarms

[Joe Thomas @joethomas73]

My daughter has more followers than me. Most of them are cattle.
Send it to the dad who'd follow his kid anywhere too.
It started with me in the UTV. It ended with the whole herd. Run, Reese, run.
#farmkids #girldad #farmlife #wisconsin

[Joe Thomas @joethomas73]

Sports parent rules I don't follow. Dad of four, not an expert. Kids quit at 13 on average and it's almost never about losing. Which one would you drop?

[Joe Thomas @joethomas73]

Ad: The farm boss never lets anybody else drive the big stuff when we make hay. I finally snuck into the new @CaseIH. Then he graded me. Thanks to Ritchie Implement in Cobb. #Sponsored

[Joe Thomas @joethomas73]

Walking into the pen without the feed bucket. 🐂

They know. They always know.

Tag the person who shows up without the snacks 👇

#cattle #farmlife #angus #farmhumor #hoffarms

[Joe Thomas @joethomas73]

HoF Sizzler Sirloin tacos: the steak sandwich cut, cheese melted right on the grill ���

Send this to whoever in your house thinks they make the best taco.

Farmhand intern Jack Thomas style vs. mine.

"Did you take any of the cheesy ones?"

#steaktacos #tacos #grilling #dadlife #halloffamefarms

[Joe Thomas @joethomas73]

The Wisconsin hot dog you didn't know you needed. 🌭🧀

Cheddarwurst, onions, pickles, mustard and yes, ketchup. Fight me.

Ketchup on a hot dog: yes or absolutely not? 👇

#cheddarwurst #wisconsin #hotdog #grilling #hoffarms

[Joe Thomas @joethomas73]

What an offensive line does when a new quarterback walks in. I blocked for 20 of them in 11 seasons. The new guy doesn't need a rah-rah speech. He needs five guys who already know what they're doing.

[Joe Thomas @joethomas73]

Tell me you're a farm kid without telling me you're a farm kid

Send it to the friend who grew up with a barn instead of a cul-de-sac.

One weekend at the farm. No costumes needed.

What would be in yours?

#farmkids #farmlife #tellmewithouttellingme #wisconsin

[Joe Thomas @joethomas73]

I promised a Brewer Hall of Fame Farms Wagyu if they won the World Series. Well. I owe a guy some steaks.

Part 2 when the box ships.

#Brewers #WorldSeries #Wagyu #HallofFameFarms

[Joe Thomas @joethomas73]

Unfortunately I’m here to tell everyone that this was created by AI

[Não Intendo @blognaointendo]

É a primeira vez que eu vejo uma música eletrônica analógica

[Joe Thomas @joethomas73]

@blognaointendo Unfortunately I’m here to tell everyone that this was created by AI

[Joe Thomas @joethomas73]

The secret ingredient was never a secret. 🌮

Taco Bomb night at our house: HoF ground beef, a tortilla folded around it, and one very honest food critic.

Her review is at the end. I'm framing it.

What's the one dinner your kids would eat every night? 👇

#tacobomb #dinnerideas #groundbeef #familydinner #hoffarms

[Joe Thomas @joethomas73]

Fall farm craft for kids: spell words in field corn, one kernel at a time 🌽

Send it to the mom who needs a no-screen weekend idea.

No craft store. Just a cob and a thumb. Wait for the last one.

What would you spell?

#fallcrafts #farmkids #fieldcorn #halloffamefarms

[Joe Thomas @joethomas73]

Asked a Brewer for his World Series victory meal. He did not mention food. @titosvodka

#Brewers #WorldSeries #Milwaukee

[Joe Thomas @joethomas73]

"Hey Joe, how'd you go from 320 to 250?"

People ask me this all the time. My answer is simple: beef. Plus some vegetables and other proteins, but beef has been right there the whole way.

This is my story, not a plan for you. Talk to your own doctor about yours.

What's one habit that changed things for you? 👇

#weightlossjourney #formernfl #lifeafterfootball #beef #hoffarms