Joe Tom

I'm Joe Tom. I tweet mostly about KC sports. Other than that, you'll see a lot of shit talking on my friends & quite a bit about my pathetic life...Enjoy!

[Nick Park @NPark88]

wow, the renderings look amazing.

[Joe Tom @JoeTomKC]

One of the best non-majors all year and the @PGATOUR has made it nearly impossible to find coverage of it all weekend long. Bold strategy in the midst of another league stealing all their players and fans! #TravelersChamp

[Joe Tom @JoeTomKC]

@mickshaffer @KSHB41

[Joe Tom @JoeTomKC]

@getnickwright NEVER. A. DOUBT.

[Patrick Mahomes II @PatrickMahomes]

Never A Doubt ⏰

[Joe Tom @JoeTomKC]

The best Ronnie post game ever.

[Stavros Halkias @stavvybaby]

Da NFL’s rigged

[Carrington Harrison @cdotharrison]

Third time in four years.

[Joe Tom @JoeTomKC]

Everyone cheering on Leslie like she’s some hero. Let me tell ya, she is FULL of red flags. I’d pay to hear what here two ex-husbands have to say about her. Gerry made the right choice. #TheGoldenBachelor

[Joe Tom @JoeTomKC]

@getnickwright

[Joe Tom @JoeTomKC]

@BarstoolBigCat

[Joe Tom @JoeTomKC]

@PardonMyTake 11 is the number...unless hank picks 11…then I’ll take 17. I belong in the league because “I’m the best not in the office!” I’ve refused to do Fantasy Baseball in the past because of the amount of daily effort required, but this league is the one and only exception.

[Joe Tom @JoeTomKC]

@TimMitch13 Except Patrick Mahomes DOES have 2 February comeback wins. Super Bowl LIV and LVII.

[nick wright @getnickwright]

The running game gave him 34 yards on 17 carries.

The top 3 WRs were out with injury.

He was on one leg.

He threw for 326, 2 touchdowns, a 105 ratings… and ran for the game winning first down.

He’s Patrick effing Mahomes and we’ve never seen anyone like him.

[Patrick Mahomes II @PatrickMahomes]

#ChiefsKingdom

[Joe Tom @JoeTomKC]

The fact it’s taking Goodell this long to make the clear and obvious decision just goes to show you what a colossal scumbag he is. “Player Safety”

[Joe Tom @JoeTomKC]

Chuckie, we have one (1) speaker in the entire stadium. For halftime entertainers, they have to wheel out extra speakers on to the field. If they were pumping noise through the solo speaker on the far end of the stadium, it’d be very apparent.

[Charles @VivaLaChuck]

A buddy of mine went to Chiefs/Steelers in the playoffs and apparently Arrowhead pumps noise into their crowds? 👀😳🤯 say it ain’t so 😂

[Joe Tom @JoeTomKC]

@PatrickMahomes I love you @PatrickMahomes

[Chris Jones @StoneColdJones]

#WPMOYChallenge Mathieu

[Joe Tom @JoeTomKC]

@BarstoolBigCat @PFTCommenter your barstool sponsored athlete @GableSteveson is bout maul his qtr final opponent on the Olympic Channel. FYI

[Joe Tom @JoeTomKC]

Mountains are blue. Boys in blue are up 11. Let’s go! @PardonMyTake @BarstoolBigCat @PFTCommenter @hen_ease

[Joe Tom @JoeTomKC]

@picksixpod @willbrinson, @ryanwilsonCBS @johnbreech
You guys are morons. Wanted to make sure someone let you know.