Joe Tomlinson

[SethOfficial @UTD_Seth001]

🚨Dimitar Berbatov on Manchester United spending £150m on Andrey Santos, Youri Tielemans and Carlos Baleba:

🗣️ Dimitar Berbatov: “In a world where clubs are spending hundreds of millions on one or two big names, Manchester United are finally doing something that makes sense.

“£35m for Tielemans, £50m for Santos and £65m for Baleba. That is £150m on three midfielders, but I don’t look at the number first. I look at what United are building.

“You have Tielemans with the intelligence and passing, Santos with the energy and ability to arrive in the box, and Baleba bringing the physicality and aggression. These are not signings made just for headlines. They are players who can grow together and give United a midfield for years.

“This is how you build a team. You don’t always need to spend £150m on one superstar and hope he fixes everything. Sometimes you spend £150m on three players who solve three different problems.

“Manchester United, this is business. Smart business.”

[Isaac @isaacrrr7]

El tipo bajito se volvió loco después de que estos dos jóvenes le dieran una palmada en el trasero a su esposa.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

And this report is just the tip of an enormous iceberg of evil

[kantian🇸🇳 @kantianbi]

Un garçon aux cheveux roux subissait du harcèlement et refusait de se battre. Son ami s’est alors interposé pour le défendre.
Parfois, le vrai courage, c’est de protéger les autres.

[A @lconicCristiano]

They continually disrespect Ronaldo but the facts don’t lie 😮‍💨

[Rob @_ROB_29]

Dog has his own custom diving pod to experience sea life on the ocean floor

[Kat Kanada 🏴 @KatKanada_TM]

Men, is this true?

🤨😂

[Stoop Tiger @fplStoopTiger]

So the wife asked me for a race bare in mind Iv had 3 ACL reconstructions and Iv got nothing left in my hamstrings I could literally feel my hammy on its last chord 🤣🤣

[UF @UtdFaithfuls]

🚨🗣 - Jamie O'Hara:

"If Man Utd win the Europa League, then they've had a BETTER season than Arsenal.

"No one will remember where Arsenal finished in the league. It's either first, or no one cares.

"I get it that the Premier League has been a disaster, but United would've won a trophy plus UCL football.

"The goal at the start of the season is to win a trophy."

Absolutely SPOT ON! 😭🤣 #ad

[Martien 🇳🇱 @MartienBall]

He’s fitter than Luke Shaw 😭

[Swearing Sports News @SwearingSport]

Roy Keane is fucking top tier🤣

[Moog @a_toots]

WOW!! A letter from the King!

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

Roy Keane responding to James Maddison's celebration. 🎯😂😭

🎥 @WeAreTheOverlap

[UtdActive @UtdActive]

Just going to leave this here about Manchester United.

[United Insider | MUFC @UnitedInsiderX]

Adama Traoré 🆚 Kyle Walker 💀
Walker is gradually turning into a liability for Man City

[Stephen R Power @racingblogger]

This is a great advertisement, very original.

Roy Keane meets Roy Keane for his new advert 😂😂😂

[ACD MMA @acdmma_]

oh my god this angle of Anthony Joshua 😭😭😭