Joe Tsao

[Joe Tsao @joetsao]

If you have to maxx anything, you're not retarding hard enough

[Joe Tsao @joetsao]

Incredible people will reach out with "yo yo" and no further context, expecting you to assemble their thought for them.

Then I realized today there's a great emoji for these dawgs looking to play fetch

[Joe Tsao @joetsao]

Everyone’s a priest

Not everyone knows it

[Body Shop @body___shop]

No award comes close to being memed

[★ @mira__joyce]

“Grow up” is horrible advice

[Body Shop @body___shop]

The NEO Home Robot continues our collaboration @radbackwards and the team @1x_tech, advancing their mission to build robots for everyday life.

It started with a simple question: if NEO is meant to feel friendly and approachable, why hide its face behind a visor?

[will yeh ᯅ/acc @willyayy]

Speed did the first VR teleoperated self hug

[Joe Tsao @joetsao]

Windows Vista: “did you call me from a seance?”

iOS 26: “you are from my past life”

[Joe Tsao @joetsao]

A healthy reminder for everyone in SF:

The sky is blue

The sun is real

I've seen it

Thank you for your attention to this matter!

[Body Shop @body___shop]

@HomeDepot @HomeDepot walked so we could run.

[Joe Tsao @joetsao]

I wish we grew ideas more, and gave less opinions

[Joe Tsao @joetsao]

I wish we valued a good question more than a good answer

[Body Shop @body___shop]

This one was fun

[Joe Tsao @joetsao]

I wish we made things because we listened, not because we were told

[Joe Tsao @joetsao]

If you've ever called something oversimplified, you're overcooked

[Joe Tsao @joetsao]

I wish we were better at making the distinction between “new” and “better”

[Body Shop @body___shop]

It's really hard to say we do everything, so we said it in a few more words

[Joe Tsao @joetsao]

Model Context Protocol → Memory Control Prediction

[é. urcades @neogeomancer]

OpenAI paid 6 billion dollars for io

I’d pay 6 billion dollars for Body Shop

[MODEM @modem_works]

Introducing Dream Recorder — the magical bedside open-source device that plays your dreams back as cinematic reels.

Build your own https://t.co/mjJzytwDv2