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Correct. (to self) fuck this guy is good...
Who cares but indicative of their relationship with the truth: It is a current fallback position, to what you've already found out.. but that's it- unless you find out more. Nothing says true like a heavily rehearsed and stunningly specific and convenient timeline #auspol
The Premier is standing by two senior ministers involved in an extra marital affair. Tim Mander and Amanda Camm say they were not together when they were sworn in after the 2024 election and deny any conflicts of interest. @MarlinaWhop
Remember in art of war where you get badly beaten and then just wait to see how it turns out. It would be like if a gunman tried to storm the room and you just sat there for minutes like ralph wiggum eating paste, then fell over.. He can't sign his own name. His brain is pudding
Surprised the Libs are doing a self-fulfilling fuel scare to call mismanagement? No. Winning a rhetorical argument on points & horribly damaging the country for nothing but personal gain is their vision statement. A future reliant on fossil fuels is their main platform. #auspol
Conservatives being consistent surely those soccer girls should be sent to an off shore concentration camp for people trying to pull this 'refugee scam' right? We can't have Iranian soccer players flooding our open border.. The border is open and flooded (it's an ocean) #auspol
Maybe in your report into your own thoughtless offending of people, don't refer to the Chinese Australian community as 'the Chinese'. 100 fucking years to come up with a policy platform and it's made up as they go along by random idiots. The solution? Bullshit harder. #auspol
Their inability to answer any question, having something to hide about everything seemingly, just descends every conversation into a maddening chaos.. Ok Jane, can we both agree fuel exists? Can we start there? Jesus fucking Christ #auspol
Angus? The guy who fakes his own facebook comments, and doctors up financial documents for the press? As a craven sock puppet and compulsive liar he sounds overqualified. #auspol
Think of every Liberal scandal, and you've just thought of three- see how easy that is- and the case was dropped with nobody even interviewed and the media outrage memory holed the next day, nobody ever held accountable for anything #auspol