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[joe 🍂 @joewfoley]

thank god muffins were invented or I would be eating huge cupcakes every day

[joe 🍂 @joewfoley]

Ad: Local London gentleman seeks reliable housekeeper, length of tenure negotiable #larry

[joe 🍂 @joewfoley]

Welcome to Coalition Mastermind
Your first question, what is two plus tw-
IMMIGRANTS!!
Correct. Question two.. How would you solv-
IMMIGRANTS!!
Correct. (to self) fuck this guy is good...

[joe 🍂 @joewfoley]

Who cares but indicative of their relationship with the truth: It is a current fallback position, to what you've already found out.. but that's it- unless you find out more. Nothing says true like a heavily rehearsed and stunningly specific and convenient timeline #auspol

[7NEWS Queensland @7NewsBrisbane]

The Premier is standing by two senior ministers involved in an extra marital affair. Tim Mander and Amanda Camm say they were not together when they were sworn in after the 2024 election and deny any conflicts of interest. @MarlinaWhop

[joe 🍂 @joewfoley]

Remember in art of war where you get badly beaten and then just wait to see how it turns out. It would be like if a gunman tried to storm the room and you just sat there for minutes like ralph wiggum eating paste, then fell over.. He can't sign his own name. His brain is pudding

[joe 🍂 @joewfoley]

Even Trump said he met Melania whilst on a date with Celina Middlefart - I remember because Celina is such a funny name

[joe 🍂 @joewfoley]

Surprised the Libs are doing a self-fulfilling fuel scare to call mismanagement? No. Winning a rhetorical argument on points & horribly damaging the country for nothing but personal gain is their vision statement. A future reliant on fossil fuels is their main platform. #auspol

[UcKema - Nixons Strongest Contra Inflation Soilder @uckema]

We owe an apology to George Lucas the blockade of trade routes from a small gas rich state by a state with a robotic army is a huge thing now

[joe 🍂 @joewfoley]

Conservatives being consistent surely those soccer girls should be sent to an off shore concentration camp for people trying to pull this 'refugee scam' right? We can't have Iranian soccer players flooding our open border.. The border is open and flooded (it's an ocean) #auspol

[joe 🍂 @joewfoley]

Maybe in your report into your own thoughtless offending of people, don't refer to the Chinese Australian community as 'the Chinese'. 100 fucking years to come up with a policy platform and it's made up as they go along by random idiots. The solution? Bullshit harder. #auspol

[Secular Talk ([email protected]) @KyleKulinski]

Picture taken during the Iran attack. He looks barely alive, and he also looks like a mix of Mrs. Doubtfire and Emperor Palpatine.

[Sarah Longwell @SarahLongwell25]

Today is a good reminder of how Elon Musk absolutely destroyed Twitter’s utility as an information tool.

[joe 🍂 @joewfoley]

Stop attacking Woody Allen's character, you have no proof he cheated on his daughter

[joe 🍂 @joewfoley]

We may never know how koalas initially got chlamydia

[joe 🍂 @joewfoley]

Now is the time to reveal that great great uncle Albert Victor was Jack the ripper while the press are busy #randyandy

[joe 🍂 @joewfoley]

Their inability to answer any question, having something to hide about everything seemingly, just descends every conversation into a maddening chaos.. Ok Jane, can we both agree fuel exists? Can we start there? Jesus fucking Christ #auspol

[Dazza @Dazzaat]

Just to be clear, Jane .

[joe 🍂 @joewfoley]

At least the whole world agrees on one thing. @DisneyPlus need to bring back The #MuppetShow

[joe 🍂 @joewfoley]

@hughriminton I believe him

[joe 🍂 @joewfoley]

Yes, Robodebt.. those commissions, it's a once off humiliation ritual to be called in and that's it right? Again no actual consequences for anyone..

[joe 🍂 @joewfoley]

Angus? The guy who fakes his own facebook comments, and doctors up financial documents for the press? As a craven sock puppet and compulsive liar he sounds overqualified. #auspol

[joe 🍂 @joewfoley]

Think of every Liberal scandal, and you've just thought of three- see how easy that is- and the case was dropped with nobody even interviewed and the media outrage memory holed the next day, nobody ever held accountable for anything #auspol