🌴Joe🌴

probably tweeting about politics or real housewives • lana del rey stan • he/him

[edok @gl0bs]

I Spent All My Money At Harrods On A Jellycat And Now I Can't Afford My Spoons Breakfast

[greg @mistergeezy]

This Lego skit of Nene and Kenya has me screaming!!!

[Laura Robinson @LauraRbnsn]

The single biggest issue with reading Obsession as a coercive control story is that it misses what a "monkey's paw" wish story is for.
The point of a "monkey's paw" wish is that a person gets something they think they want and finds out they don't want it. "Be careful what you

[Carissa Véliz @CarissaVeliz]

“A.I. is a force multiplier of mediocrity.” https://t.co/9nulwprAtQ

[Anna Peele @bananapeele]

One of the best profiles I’ve ever read about what being a reality star does to a person https://t.co/sKwta2Syh7

[Lisa @elisabetguwanto]

whenever i feel bored or underwhelmed, i always come back to this sentence:

[Jonathan Lemire @JonLemire]

“When you can buy your way out of any mistake, when you can fire anyone who disagrees with you, when your social circle consists entirely of people who need something from you, the basic mechanism by which humans learn that other people are real goes dark” https://t.co/UkZwbuqVqp

[Ronan Farrow @RonanFarrow]

The reporting on OpenAI and Sam Altman that I've been working on for the past year and a half, for @NewYorker, with @andrewmarantz: https://t.co/HEPHN4E54P

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

you couldn’t go wrong with anyone in this line-up but god this really is one of the coolest wins in oscar history imo 😭

[ethan 🍒 @chrrypleek]

so if you’re straight you’re quite literally chopped

[Harriet Sergeant @HarrietSergeant]

As a young man, Andrew’s behaviour was “so atrocious that a footman punched him in the face.” The Queen refused his offer to resign, “on the grounds that her son had obviously deserved it.” Sadly Andrew went on and on deserving it.
https://t.co/EbqLCegN0s

[victoria ♀️ @fatfabfeminist]

a discerning audience makes art better‼️

I often remember this video & think about the audiences impact on art today bc now every critique is met with swarths of stan’s calling you a hater, but there is a very big difference between critique & hate and we’ve lost that I think.

[maya ✡︎ ☭ @spdersfromarss]

you guys need to start reading more. you guys need to start demanding more from art. you guys need to get pretentious.

[🌴Joe🌴 @joewhmclean]

i think one of the most depressing things on new twitter is all the grossly obvious AI responses to viral tweets

[camila @sapphictini]

this parallel has just altered my brain chemistry forever

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

at a time when we’re more isolated from each other than ever, the theatrical experience has never been more important. they may not be perfect, but theaters are some of the few places left that bring people of all walks of life together to escape whatever we endure in the day-to-day and allow us to laugh as one, cry as one, feel as one, and belong to something bigger than ourselves. even if you’re there alone, you’re never truly alone.

theaters are an essential cornerstone of every community, and i shudder to think of a future without them - one where the sadness and division that already corrupts our culture has increased tenfold and further eroded our empathy. the erasure of the theatrical experience isn’t just anti-art, it’s anti-humanity.

[Alan Sepinwall @sepinwall]

For @WIRED, I wrote about this week's stomach-churning Mad Men snafu, and about the larger perils of transferring classic shows into new formats: https://t.co/M6TuctpYDv

[Elizabeth Van Nostrand @acesounderglass]

One of the best categories to gift is premium versions of everyday things, because people won't pay for them themselves and often don't know how to pay for quality if they wanted to. Here is my list of such things:

[Ghostface @GhostfaceTalks_]

I'm gonna burn it all down. Watch the Official Trailer for #Scream7 – Only in theatres February 27, 2026.

[🌴Joe🌴 @joewhmclean]

taken to refreshing my banking app every 5 minutes in the hope i get paid quicker