Joe Wilt 2™

Six-time Fantasy Football Champion.
Husband, Father, Grammar Cop.

[Joe Wilt 2™ @joewilt2]

HOLY SHIT YOU MEAN THIS GUY CAN'T ACTUALLY READ MINDS. 🤯

[Pablo Torre Finds Out @pablofindsout]

Oz the Mentalist, exposed: @PabloTorre and Stevie Baskin break down how viral tricks get engineered with pre-show "meta-deception" and "a fake Google page" in disguise.

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@RepJackKimble "We don't even make 200k per year" is a weird way to flex sacrifice.

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@JoeRichardson__ "Crinkle cut garbage" seems really aggressive.

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@olympicbean Getting the "you're" right but not "a part" is wild.

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@zakfromdahood How TF does a mother not go to the birth of her baby?? 😂

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@3Rivers_Writer @AdamSchefter How do you block a kick without touching it?

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@ChadGraff Dude thought he had Schefter for real 😂😂

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@ChadGraff @TaylorTwellman Bro's dumb AF

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@NFCNorthNewss Then he lost.

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@LeBatardShow not being on the air the Monday after The U wins the biggest football game they've played in 20 years is the Christmas Miracle we all needed.

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@jeremytache @LeBatardShow Mailin' it in on Christmas week, Danno.

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@NFL_DovKleiman Everybody in these mentions is pretending to know what the "AUSL" is.

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@ProFootballTalk The mistake is that the ball isn't bouncing off the turf.

[Joe Richardson @JoeRichardson__]

Glad to see the Terps have gotten to a point where they don't rush the floor after beating a top 5 team, solid win

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@ProFootballTalk

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@ProFootballTalk Wow. The nerve of a city to set themselves up to host massive sporting events that require fair weather or indoor climate conditions.

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@ProFootballTalk Your hard-on for this guy is getting weird.

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@Realrclark25

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@_MLFootball Getting a tattoo of an empty Super Bowl ring after your career ended wild.

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@BNightengale They just have to die first.