Joe Smith

No longer active here. Find me on the kinder, gentler, less gammony platform (you know the one) at “joey1ear”

[Joe Smith @joey1ear]

I’ve jumped ship! Over on “the other side” (you know where) now as joey1ear

Leaving this platform to let all the gammons just shout at each other.

Would the last one who leaves please switch the light out? Thanks. Bye!

[Joe Smith @joey1ear]

@810thoughts There’s no other way.

[Joe Smith @joey1ear]

@SydneyAirport @Qantas what’s going on with your baggage reclaim in t1 please? Hundreds of people standing around and very little information - landed one hour ago and still no sign of anything

[Joe Smith @joey1ear]

Just closed my @RevolutApp account. Appalling customer service and after that documentary and news story, I just don’t trust them anymore. 👋🏼

[LBC @LBC]

It's rare that James O'Brien and Nigel Farage are in the same room.

So when the Reform UK leader was leaving the LBC studios after his phone-in with Nick Ferrari, @mrjamesob delivered a one-of-a-kind handover.

[Joe Smith @joey1ear]

@DrRebeccaTidy Did you see this @NIAbbot

[Joe Smith @joey1ear]

@markryes 👋🏼

[Joe Smith @joey1ear]

@JC99WHIT @NIAbbot

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

It’s more important than ever to know exactly who Farage is 👇

[Joe Smith @joey1ear]

@Ron_Fleasley @theritzlondon So faaaaaaancy

[Joe Smith @joey1ear]

@russty_russ Thank you for all you did. Loved your content. You’ll be missed.

[Joe Smith @joey1ear]

Just @HeathrowAirport selling Christmas stuff on July 29th…

[Joe Smith @joey1ear]

Apparently, unless you upload a selfie you haven’t REALLY given blood… 🩸

[Joe Smith @joey1ear]

@raerhi @marksandspencer Good lord. I’d be flinging chairs about in rage if I opened a packet of Jaffa cakes that looked like that! Hope you get it sorted 🙂

[ali @ali__samson]

Anyway here’s the Tories slaving away 24/7 during Covid whilst we were all banned from sitting on park benches or chatting with mates with a take out coffee whilst going for a walk.

[Joe Smith @joey1ear]

@ByDonkeys Take my money. Immediately. You people are heroes.

[Joe Smith @joey1ear]

Absolute bandits @WHSmith charging £3.39 for a small bottle of coke at @HeathrowAirport 🤯 @WHS_Carpet

[Joe Smith @joey1ear]

@Gavin_Haran This Boris Johnson?

The one who partied while people died?
The one who lied to parliament?
The first serving PM ever to have broken the law in office?
That Boris Johnson?
And you're proud to have him endorsing you?

Genuinely? Seriously? You're not joking?

[Pat McFadden @patmcfaddenmp]

My letter to Rishi Sunak on the gambling scandal engulfing the Tory Party.

How far does it go? What will he do to those involved? And what does it say about today’s Tory party that once again their first instinct was to fill their boots?