joey

[joey @joeydepetrillo]

JJ -> Heisman
Michigan -> Natty
Celts -> NBA Champs

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

CJ OHIO STATE STROUD IS TRASH

[joey @joeydepetrillo]

“It wasnt a penalty…he didnt use his helmet…dart was in bounds…”

But it was a dirty hit?🤡🤡🤡

[WFAN Sports Radio @WFAN660]

C-Mac went off on the Patriots laying "dirty" hits on Jaxson Dart and the Giants:

@CMacWFAN

[College Football Report @CFBReport]

You missed a spot

[joey @joeydepetrillo]

🔨🔨🔨

[On3 @On3]

NEWS: The NCAA has vacated 14 Michigan State wins from the 2022-24 seasons due to the participation of three ineligible players❌

Jonathan Smith now has zero Big Ten wins in his tenure with the Spartans.

https://t.co/VRd3xoFZ2M

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

I still fucking love this place. #annarbor

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Am I nuts to think this team can beat anybody?

[joey @joeydepetrillo]

Me liking every JJ McCarthy tweet

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

I’ve honestly never seen a more demented group of broken brains than lunatic Ohio fans. It’s over guys. You never beat JJ. He got you every time. You’re never gonna get him. It’s time to move on. Stop obsessing over everything Michigan does.

[MLB @MLB]

CATCH OF THE YEAR?!?!

CEDDANNE RAFAELA, WE HAVE NO WORDS 🤯

[joey @joeydepetrillo]

Yeah but they got luka doncic so its not all bad!

[Matt #OUT @MattTalkToEm]

Cowboys fans lost Juan Soto and Micah parsons in under 12 months this is incredible

[joey @joeydepetrillo]

Yelling “AND ONE” everytime i slightly bump someone in any public setting

[autist @litteralyme0]

What’s the masculine urge all guys have ?

[joey @joeydepetrillo]

@jackmac 76th smartest twitter user in the world has a nice ring to it👍🏻

[joey @joeydepetrillo]

@tripchavezBB @MLB @Colby_Jaramillo

[joey @joeydepetrillo]

Is the top of his backswing my current wallpaper? Yes

[Christopher Powers @CPowers14]

Is he the best golfer in the world ? No. Does he at least have a win or two? Also no. But is he likeable and easy to root for? Again, no. Does he inspire confidence that he’ll surely, at some point, finally get it done in the future? No.

[joey @joeydepetrillo]

How QB draw looks at me on 3rd and 7

[Dylan Holt @DylanHolt_]

how four verts looks at me on literally any down and distance

[✄ @s1ckt1r3d]

being a boy must be so hard you have to watch all the sports all the time

[Tyler Milliken @tylermilliken_]

Define Aura.

[Mike Emond @MKEmond]

Fellas are rocking shirts that say "Tremendously Locked In". In other words, the boys are not taking guff from here on out.

[CFB Kings @CFBKings]

The best College Football stadium song traditions 🏟️🔊

[joey @joeydepetrillo]

@dpellerin97 Actions speak louder than stats😊