JoeyDoomScrolls

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Running a successful car company is a well-established gateway drug to being a Nazi

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

Elon just did this…

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For any non-attorneys who have ever wondered what a deposition is like, it's pretty much this

[I Hide From My Kids @IHideFromMyKids]

9yo: Do you prefer chocolate or vanilla?
Me: Depends on the day
9yo: Let’s say it’s a Tuesday

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After losing the governor’s race she really pivoted. Glass door is crazy

[Seung Min Kim @seungminkim]

WASHINGTON (AP) — In reversal, US now poised to approve sending M1 Abrams tanks to Ukraine, officials tell AP.

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We now go live to rural Georgia, where Jimmy Carter has blown the dust off a classified letter from 1979

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Oh my god, they’ve fled the country

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Pardoning turkeys increases inflation. Not enough people are talking about this

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@elonmusk https://t.co/Q9QSKEVMSL

[Lee Aronsohn @BennyAce]

The thing about 9/11 which no one ever mentions is that the ratings were through the roof.

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Raising a puppy is walking into a room, seeing the TV has been turned on, and knowing immediately that the remote has been destroyed

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I know there’s water in cold brew but that doesn’t really count. (Does it? Would be great if it does)

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Sometimes I’ll be on the floor holding my puppy’s water bowl up to his face so he doesn’t get dehydrated then realize it’s been like a full day since I last drank water

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@_sambuckland_ Over/under days until he tweets something antisemitic

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Andy Murray needs and deserves a nap

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The most shocking thing here is that Trump owns a book

[The Recount @therecount]

The unsealed inventory shows Donald Trump would keep clothing, press clippings, and classified documents all in the same box.

Here's a full list of the inventory: https://t.co/3IFSL2WNrv

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It looks like an old man just burst in to tell Blake Masters that the root of Arizona's problems is a mythical sea monster who's been terrorizing the state for a thousand years

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@WestWingReport There are at least three: FDR (1932-44), Nixon (1960, 1968-72), and Reagan (1980-84)

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The Forward Party®

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Love that under this formulation, 26% of Americans are completely disengaged from politics, yet somehow also exhausted by it

[Andrew Yang🧢⬆️🇺🇸 @AndrewYang]

This is the political map - and you need people from several or most every category to get it done. https://t.co/QxcjI1VrV8

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@ne0liberal

[Igor Bobic @igorbobic]

Biden hands Manchin the pen after signing IRA into law

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It is clearly not within the Wall Street Journal's competence to select a group of people who deserve a nationally recognized super-Substack

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Abolish all editorial boards