Joey Deacs

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[Grok_Slow @grok_slow]

@WallStreetMav See….see…told you so

[Joey Deacs @JoeyGoDeacs]

@ver_sayce @25YearsAgoLive Ghouls

[Jomboy Media @JomboyMedia]

Probably not the best place for a giant hole

Placement is even worse when this celebration happens after the goal was disallowed

[Joey Deacs @JoeyGoDeacs]

@AlexTran677026 Too many words. None of them interesting

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Before and after the dog park

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

One of the most jarring things about adulthood is the realization of how many truly incompetent people are in the most important jobs. When I was a kid, I just assumed everyone “important” was smart or they wouldn’t be important. Boy, was that fucking wrong.

[Slimfit @iSlimfit]

She didn’t lie at all 😂

[Brian Eastwood @BrianEastwoodx]

@Breaking911 That would be this years Christmas card

[Selene Mariposa @Selene_Mariposa]

America turns 250 today.

Let me read back the resume.

We started by telling a king to pound sand, in writing.

By 1803 we bought half a continent from France for about four cents an acre.

We fought a war with ourselves and somehow stayed one country.

We strung a railroad across the entire thing.

We handed the world the lightbulb, the telephone, and the airplane in about thirty years flat.

Then a man named Willis Carrier invented air conditioning and made half the planet actually livable.

You are welcome, Texas. You are welcome, Dubai.

Twice the whole world caught fire, and twice we showed up and helped put it out.

We split the atom.

We put men on the moon in 1969.

Then we went back and hit golf balls up there, because why not.

We invented jazz, blues, rock and roll, and hip-hop, and the whole planet is still dancing to it.

We put a burger and fries on every corner of the earth.

We built rockets that fly themselves home and land standing straight up.

We flew a helicopter on Mars.

We launched a car into actual space and it is still out there cruising.

We also invented ranch dressing and somehow talked the entire world into putting it on pizza.

Priorities.

We even invented three of our own sports so we could win them.

Baseball, basketball, and football.

Real football, the kind with hands, because we named it and we are not taking corrections.

The rest of the planet can keep soccer, which is fine, we are hosting it in our backyard this summer anyway.

And yes, Canadian football exists, wider field, extra man, one fewer down, and we try very hard not to think about it.

Frankly it was generous of us to invent our own games.

If we put all that energy into soccer, nobody else would ever lift that trophy again.

We would win it so often they would just rename it the America’s Cup and hand us the keys.

You are welcome for the suspense.

And in 2026 we threw a birthday so big a German tourist live-tweeted our gas stations to 750,000 people.

Not every chapter was clean.

We argued, we stumbled, we fixed what we broke, and we kept building.

That is the whole trick.

Two hundred and fifty years in, and we are still the loudest, brightest, most improbable experiment on the map.

Not bad for a country that started as a strongly worded letter to a king.

Happy birthday, America.

🦋

[Todd Spence @Todd_Spence]

Someone replaced the dinosaurs in JURASSIC PARK with PEE-WEE HERMAN and I love it even more now 😂🔥 (not created with AI btw)

[Joey Deacs @JoeyGoDeacs]

22 years ago I graduated Wake Forest. Commencement speaker was Colin Powell, acting Sec of State. Pretty cool to shake his hand but will humbly admit I don’t remember anything he spoke about.

This speech - I would have (and will) remember and I’m grateful to have heard it now

[Dante 🇺🇸 @DanteTheDon]

Was not ready for Eric Church to deliver the best commencement speech I’ve ever heard.

Six guitar strings. Six pillars of a life.

Faith. Family. Spouse. Ambition. Community. You.

Tune them when you’re whole, not just when you’re broken.

Watch the whole thing.

[Julian Edelman @Edelman11]

Tough one. Great season.

Learn from your failures. Use it.

[Nick Lee @NickLee51]

This whole #NFLHonors show could’ve been an email

[Joey Deacs @JoeyGoDeacs]

@Glitchymagic @AMAZlNGNATURE I’m sea level in Massachusetts (live a couple hundred feet from the ocean) and I have a few red foxes that play in my yard. Majestic creatures. Smile every time I see them

[Steve Perrault @Steve_Perrault]

It was at this very moment that I began to entertain the idea that this Patriots team actually had a chance of making the Super Bowl.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

As I lay my head on the pillow tonight I’d like to congratulate all Patriots fans across the country. It was a tough 6 year rebuild. But we never gave up. Never wavered. We knew it was only a matter of time till we would rise again. Enjoy tonight. But remember the job is not done. We didn’t get here to just get here. Lombardi #7 is within our grasp. So get a good night sleep with visions of Duckboats dancing in your head. And wake up ready to work tomorrow. 2 weeks to prepare. We’re all we got. We’re all we need. #nepats

[Jeff Howe @jeffphowe]

There are second-graders who will finally see the Patriots in an AFC Championship Game. Their agonizing stretch is finally over.

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

@allieberube Niños disputándose unas castañas, by Francisco Goya, 1777-85

[Emo Philips @EmoPhilips]

for me it was algebra