Joseph Masterson

Immunology Sales guy, Ex-flow cytometrist, V5 off the couch boulderer and devoted lover of Cheetos and diet Coke.

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@neiltyson Does the universe have a smell?

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@miltenyibiotec That's not how you spell Y-M-C-A.

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@RonFilipkowski *you're #idiots

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@alyankovic But around the corner, fudge is made. So at least there's that.

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@ColleenLindsay Go to profile settings. Bottom right is mode settings. There you can click classic. I also turned off sounds and trails and set dictionary preference to NWL word list.

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@GeorgeTakei regrettable

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@Regus_UK You make things so difficult. I just want to be done with this service that only provides me with a monthly bill. Then over charges me and won't give me back my retainer. Kudos for being terrible on all fronts.

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@Tanaka58158656 Umm about what?

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At least 2017 isn't a leap year. #Trump2016

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@ClementYChow This brings back memories. Had to retype my entire thesis because of 1 errant figure. Also, it was 3am and due at 8am.

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Cytokines from Shenandoah - Super Fast https://t.co/zkFo9z0UWp

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Join me on HelloFax. It's the easiest way to sign and send documents online -

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Wouldn't want to be the person who had to read #FireAndFury to tRump.

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Trying out @theTunnelBear so I can browse privately from my ISP. https://t.co/Rl6AaXIqfT

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If @realDonaldTrump is so good at biz, he should sell everything. Totally divest. Sell at a loss even. Then build a new empire in 4 yes.

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@racquet club 49 thong lo. The weights can usually be found in a pile on the floor. Scavenger hunts are fun when working out.

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Thanks @starbucks for making my decision easy to NOT go for GOLD this year. 250 stars is crazy.