t!shane who had always faked his orgasms with men until he met ilya who noticed what shane was doing, called him out, & sweetly asked to let him try to do it for real. ilya had shane shaking and crying from a very real orgasm soon after & shane knew he was ruined for anyone else
#eye think shane and ilya would sneak out to fvck mid halloween party and would come back in switched costumes bc they're so used to just pulling on each others' clothes meanwhile everyone at their party is trying to not throw giant question mark eyes in their direction
heated rivalry is popular because it spoke to both tumblr fandom fujos who haven't written fanfiction since the obama administration and the very offline 50 year old gay men I saw at the movie theatre wearing hollander and rozanov jerseys. it's not rocket science I promise 😭
bunny shane loafing on bear ilya belly and hes so cozy but whenever ilya stops petting him he gives him a hard thump (it feels like nothing to ilya but he'll never tell shaney that)
@rozanderr the concept of some kinks hiding so deep in shane’s subconscious they just don’t come out less they’re hours into a scene and he’s so deep into subspace he’s barely aware of what’s coming out of his mouth 😛
real talk i dont see canon shane being into daddy kink BUT #myshane when he's suuuuper fucked out totally spaced has probs come once already and is just letting ilya go to town has definitely mumbled a thank you daddy, thank you daddy into the pillow. and ilya nuts his brains out