Mark Wilder

Adult human male, BFF of Roscoe the Bloodhound, wannabe pet photographer,

[Mark Wilder @joeyhemlock]

@m_bultman The Wings have two juniors near the top in their respective league scoring. How do they project at the NHL level?

Lombardi (Flint Firebirds): OHL #3 in pts, #6 in goals, #9 in assists
Doucet (Halifax Mooseheads): QMJHL #3 in pts, #1 in goals, #10 in assists

[Mark Wilder @joeyhemlock]

@m_bultman Completely a guess and based on nothing but speculation: JV decided that he needs more time off away from hockey. DRW waive him, tell other teams so they don't claim him. Then they buy out his contract. He gets the time off that he needs and DRW retains rights if he returns.

[Mark Wilder @joeyhemlock]

@ekgundy Demanding Dingers is one of the best band names I've ever heard.

[Mark Wilder @joeyhemlock]

Hear me out: "Book of @bobafett" spin-off @starwars series featuring Peli Motto (Amy Sedaris) and the mayor's majordomo (@DPasquesi). Call it "Strangers with Peli". #bobafett #starwars #amysedaris #davidpasquesi @jon_favreau

[Mark Wilder @joeyhemlock]

@bristlesage Happy birthday, Pants. I hope all is well with you.

[Mark Wilder @joeyhemlock]

@bristlesage The Bobiverse series (first book: “We Are Legion, We Are Bob”)

[Mark Wilder @joeyhemlock]

@bristlesage @ekgundy It's not a thing I heard in Michigan growing up. "Staying" somewhere would be temporary living arrangement. Although, now that I say that, a sentence like "She's staying with her aunt in Roger's Park" (i.e. it's someone else's property) may mean living there full-time. So... 🤷🏼‍♂️

[Mark Wilder @joeyhemlock]

@ekgundy @kzannarbor Did you see the way those baby seals were dressed?

[Mark Wilder @joeyhemlock]

@GaryLegum @TheAuthorGuy To be fair, that would be a good rap name.

[Mark Wilder @joeyhemlock]

@TheAuthorGuy I have to assume he'd go with the easy fat joke. Maybe Massive Mark.

[Mark Wilder @joeyhemlock]

@StayFHomekins I started listening because I'm a long-time @PFTompkins fan (especially his work with @ReneeColvert's Tugboat), but I keep listening because @janiehaddad is a damn national treasure and I adore her. She's the literal best.

[Mark Wilder @joeyhemlock]

@RCNconnects hello, I’m in Evanston IL and have been having internet problems all morning. Is there a known problem in the area? Estimated time to fix?

[Mark Wilder @joeyhemlock]

Roscoe demands butt skritches at Pooch Park.
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#Bloodhounds #bloodhound #hounds #houndlove #bloodhoundsofinstagram #hound #dogsofig #dogsofinstagram #bloodhoundsrock #bloodhoundsofig #chicagodogs #dogstagram… https://t.co/laLXof9G00

[Mark Wilder @joeyhemlock]

Roscoe (right) with his real half-sister Maggie May (left) and her adopted sister Daisy May. That’s a lot of hound and a lot of slobber.
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📷: @hound_mommy
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Location: unleashed_academy
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#Bloodhounds… https://t.co/pwDwtqYyAg

[Mark Wilder @joeyhemlock]

Handsome boy.
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#Bloodhounds #bloodhound #hounds #houndlove #bloodhoundsofinstagram #hound #dogsofig #dogsofinstagram #bloodhoundsrock #bloodhoundsofig #chicagodogs #dogstagram #evanstondogs @ Pooch Park https://t.co/0IldE6VoNL

[Mark Wilder @joeyhemlock]

@bristlesage Happy birthday, Ms. Pants. I hope you’re doing reasonably well.

[Mark Wilder @joeyhemlock]

Not every picture can be a winner.
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#Bloodhounds #bloodhound #hounds #houndlove #bloodhoundsofinstagram #hound #dogsofig #dogsofinstagram #bloodhoundsrock #bloodhoundsofig #chicagodogs #dogstagram #evanstondogs… https://t.co/a4dgtZRp85

[Mark Wilder @joeyhemlock]

When you accidentally open the front-facing camera.
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#Bloodhounds #bloodhound #hounds #houndlove #bloodhoundsofinstagram #hound #dogsofig #dogsofinstagram #bloodhoundsrock #bloodhoundsofig #chicagodogs… https://t.co/Md1WmlgWpP

[Mark Wilder @joeyhemlock]

Very Serious Dog.
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#Bloodhounds #bloodhound #hounds #houndlove #bloodhoundsofinstagram #hound #dogsofig #dogsofinstagram #bloodhoundsrock #bloodhoundsofig #chicagodogs #dogstagram #evanstondogs @ Pooch Park https://t.co/EAUXkrOtb4