bidet enjoyer

ACAB, defund the police, build a fuckin bike grid (he/him)
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[bidet enjoyer @joeyhens]

@lumbjackwharfie I've switched between a few, pro tip: migration is way less of a hassle than you'd think whenever your first contract is up (and I wouldn't let free domains be a big sway, they ultimately just make migration more expensive).

[bidet enjoyer @joeyhens]

@lumbjackwharfie Yeah, lock in that introductory rate as long as you can!! You'll never get a price that low again (Hostinger lets you go as long as 4 years, I've found them to be an excellent host for the price. If you go with them do one of their cPanel hosting plans)

[barbarelleh @barbarelleh]

the thing about having friends with good politics is that none of them have a boat.

[Ian Wallace @IWWWallace]

It remains insane that this little rich kid, born with a silver spoon in his mouth, has a better sense of fiscal responsibility and obligation to taxpayers than just about any other elected official Illinois has ever had.

[lumberjack "migrate off this platform" wharfie @lumbjackwharfie]

Hey @ChicagosMayor your tolerance of the rapid decay of @CTA is unacceptable, embarrassing, and loathsome. In other words: this fucking sucks, Brandon.

[bidet enjoyer @joeyhens]

Goddammit I've been working on a side-quest for the last 2 months trying to find a pack of Fruit Stripe IRL

[New York Post @nypost]

Fruit Stripe gum discontinued after more than 50 years: ‘Difficult decision’ https://t.co/IHIZQANHYg

[Brooks Wheelan @brookswheelan]

Detroiters won best comedy finally.

[bidet enjoyer @joeyhens]

Hey everyone check this piss out https://t.co/M5UPcjl5Yk

[onion person @CantEverDie]

There are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see

[bidet enjoyer @joeyhens]

@CantEverDie Also enjoying one of these bad boys, truly a befitting beverage of a town called Golden

[Eddie Steak @EddieSteak]

Look at this guy smash his own nuts by crossing his legs.

[bidet enjoyer @joeyhens]

@Eric_Erins https://t.co/OvZIv7k8bl

[bidet enjoyer @joeyhens]

@str0ngpassword Hey just coming here to say how much I love DraftKings and their great offer for a $200 risk-free bet for first time gamblers at Bob and Sarah's wedding, just use promo code BOBANDSAR4 at sign up!!!

[bidet enjoyer @joeyhens]

@str0ngpassword Just make sure you're using your company provided equipment for work purposes only!!! 🙏😊

[bidet enjoyer @joeyhens]

@north0fnorth Looking into this

[Chris Fleming @chrisfluming]

is it a holiday weekend or not

[bidet enjoyer @joeyhens]

@str0ngpassword Holy fuck

[bidet enjoyer @joeyhens]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 14 years, since 20 Apr 2009 (via @twi_age).

[ProPublica @propublica]

For decades, Justice Clarence Thomas has secretly accepted luxury trips from a major Republican donor, newly obtained documents and interviews show.

The extent and frequency of these apparent gifts to Thomas has no known precedent in modern SCOTUS history... 🧵👇

[bidet enjoyer @joeyhens]

@notnotbobwest Woah which one