Joey LaPadula

[sad @apathyboredom]

mom can u come pick me up, they're talking about having futures and living past 30

[Joey LaPadula @JoeyLaPs]

They’re gonna use the rats to transport the vaccines like it’s Cinderella 😭😂

[New York Post @nypost]

NYC subway stations will now offer COVID-19 vaccines https://t.co/t7tzYEnDUy

[Zack Fox @zackfox]

asked joe biden for help with my rent and he called in a AC-130

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

In 24 hours I’m going to give one random person that retweets this tweet $10,000 in Bitcoin! (Yup, gonna experiment with this instead of cash haha) Make sure you follow me so I can dm you if you win :)

[Uzi London 🌎☄️💕® @LILUZIVERT]

Nerf the DMR already 😂😒

[geo @GeorgiaWood_x]

If you seriously believe that this vaccine is just the government planting a chip into your arm you have the mental capacity of a fucking slug no offence like

[Joey LaPadula @JoeyLaPs]

@andrew_annabi Actually baffling

[Andrew Annabi @andrew_annabi]

Its absolutely insane to me that in a debate where neither candidate actually said anything, pundits from both side are declaring that their candidate “steamrolled over” the other

[ludwig @LudwigAhgren]

me watching this debate

[Zedd @Zedd]

there are opinions like: “blue cheese is better than ranch”
and there are facts like: “ranch is better than blue cheese”

[Radstads @Radstads]

After 3 hours of sorting, here is the definitive pokemon vs 1 billion lions tier list.

The pokemon are HARD carried

[Jake Peralta @ChrisCornell13]

Palm Springs watch it and lmk how fucked your mind is after

[kendra ᵔ.ᵔ @k_wubzz]

essential workers have been wearing masks for months now for around 30-40 hours a week, I promise wearing a mask inside a store for 30 min/1 hr. once a week will not harm u :-)

[🦅🦅 GO BIRDS 🦅🦅 @C9Mang0]

Can't believe whats happening

I'm sorry to everyone who's gone through any of this shit

I'll post more about it later

Think im getting off the internet today .... no stream or anything

[Jake Peralta @ChrisCornell13]

People ask me how I got defined calves.. well the answer is being on my tippy toes my whole life tryna talk to y’all

[Joey LaPadula @JoeyLaPs]

@ChrisCornell13 Okay this is def in like top 3 of your tweets

[Joey LaPadula @JoeyLaPs]

@jakelupinacci You can’t until the mixtape drops

[Joey LaPadula @JoeyLaPs]

Do y’all ever think that corona is actually the government punishing us for trying to raid Area 51?

[Joey LaPadula @JoeyLaPs]

Whenever I do yard work I always imagine how much nicer and easier it’d be if I had the force. Then I get sad cause I remember the force isn’t real. Anyone else, or is it just me??

[Jenna Mayer @_jennamayer]

Join us in raising money to feed local health care workers at Northern Westchester Hospital! Your task is to take a selfie in your mask to show your appreciation and use #HereIsYourTaskPutOnAMask ! See our story below! Click this link to donate!! https://t.co/edxVSN9FsQ