Joey Ding

I am Joey, the golden retriever. Zero gold retrieved to date #badass

[Joey Ding @joeyretriever]

My hooman's been missing like forever. I counted. If you find him please tell him that I just ate #MissYouHooman

[Joey Ding @joeyretriever]

What do you mean I can't eat the shoe? Then what's the purpose of it? #CanIEatIt

[Joey Ding @joeyretriever]

Just lying down after a busy day of pooping and peeing #tired

[Joey Ding @joeyretriever]

My food is my food. Your food is my food too. #CanIEatIt

[Joey Ding @joeyretriever]

Hooman, did you say sit or shit? Oh, too late!

[Joey Ding @joeyretriever]

What is the answer to life? Eat everything except my food #CanIEatIt

[Joey Ding @joeyretriever]

Hooman, can I go down the stairs so that I can come up again 😄

[Joey Ding @joeyretriever]

Just pooped again

[Joey Ding @joeyretriever]

I find the perfect place to poop. And then my hooman picks it up! What the hell dude? Do you know much I had to sniff?!

[Joey Ding @joeyretriever]

Hooman, let go. I have to eat.

[Joey Ding @joeyretriever]

Someone call 911. My human's been gone forever. I counted #FindMyHuman

[Joey Ding @joeyretriever]

#Sassy

[Joey Ding @joeyretriever]

Had a bath today. I don't understand why we need that ridiculous ceremony.

[Joey Ding @joeyretriever]

Asked for a belly rub. I think my human is my personal butler

[Joey Ding @joeyretriever]

Just pooped.

[Joey Ding @joeyretriever]

What's twitter? #CanIeatIt