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[Ken Napzok @KenNapzok]

If I didn’t win that podrace on the second try I was never going to play this game again. #LegoStarWarsTheSkywalkerSaga

[TTVStrid3r @TTVStrid3r]

I’m here to say. The cold open of SUPER TROOPERS is one of the funniest in all comedy movie history

[Skipper @joeyskippermsc]

I’d rather be on the island right now.

[Skipper @joeyskippermsc]

@stain77 Yaaaas 🙌🙌

[Skipper @joeyskippermsc]

Is it okay to start drinking at 7am if you got home from work at 6am (after a 14 hour shift)?

Asking for a friend.

[doomer @uncledoomer]

fellas, the women have you convinced that cargo shorts are unsexy because they dont want you carrying around useful tools and trinkets. dont be fooled

[Skipper @joeyskippermsc]

Talk to the hand

[Skipper @joeyskippermsc]

I really wish I were carefree enough to get a face tattoo

[Skipper @joeyskippermsc]

I don’t like prime numbers because even the odd ones think they’re better than everyone else.

[Skipper @joeyskippermsc]

Me waiting for #BadBatch to premiere

[Skipper @joeyskippermsc]

@_slehc The real gold standard

[Skipper @joeyskippermsc]

@silvamjess I mean, it flows perfectly! hope you're back’s better now 😬

[Skipper @joeyskippermsc]

@silvamjess The realization it was ”Notre Damn” made me laugh way harder than I would have expected 😂

[Skipper @joeyskippermsc]

And to think, I almost slept on #TFATWS

[AhnaldT101 @AhnaldT101]

Final few days until the wedding this week and it’s at the point where I just respond with Order 66 quotes.

[Skipper @joeyskippermsc]

Behind the scenes of “Happy Gilmore: The New Golf”

[Skipper @joeyskippermsc]

Lumpy mashed potatoes are better than overwhipped potato paste.

That’s all.

[Skipper @joeyskippermsc]

My favorite people on Twitter are the ones whom I've never met in real life, but we've bonded over random mutual enjoyments and have a short back and forth every once in a while.