Joey Teddy

I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me ~Philippians 4:13

[Joey Teddy @joeyted96]

Dear future gf/wife,

We will do this one day. Please don’t walk out when you see it, that would just be more embarrassing.

And yes, I am fully prepared to sleep on the couch that week.

Love you https://t.co/wQSf3XlOnZ

[Keith Kinkaid @Blockaid1]

Thanks @ChipotleTweets for having us tonight ! @tayloracorn 🌯

[Laura Loomer @LauraLoomer]

Hey you stupid, brain dead, lying bitch @KamalaHarris.

Isn’t this you and brain dead @JoeBiden making a video of yourselves at Arlington National Cemetery?

If you’re not allowed to film, why were you posing for the cameras and all glammed up?

You’re a hypocrite and a liar. President Trump was asked to take pictures and videos by the Gold Star families who 1. INVITED HIM, and 2. whose children died under your watch because of your BOTCHED withdrawal from Afghanistan which you took credit for you stupid bitch.

You can’t lie your way to the White House you stupid bitch.

Do you understand you’re a stupid bitch?

[Dinesh D'Souza @DineshDSouza]

New ad from Trump!

[Trump War Room @TrumpWarRoom]

DR. PHIL: Gasoline—under Trump it's $2.57/gal. Under Biden, $3.61.

Homes—under Trump, average $320K. Under Biden, $420K.

Interest rates—under Trump, 3.8%. Under Biden, 5.3%.

Border crossings—under Trump, 1.7M. Under Biden, 13M.

You look at those numbers and you say "My God, he should be running UNOPPOSED!"

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

You’re Being Lied To About Israel And Palestine

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

Meet Brittney Griner & Marine Paul Whelan.
Both Americans.
Both were convicted in Russian courts on dubious charges.
Both serving multi-year sentences in Russian prison.
Brittney hates America
Paul served America

Guess which one Biden traded a terrorist to free?

Semper fi Paul

[Petrov McGuire @McguirePetrov]

In honor of National Coffee Day, here’s that time David Pastrnak got sent to the box as his Dunkin ad played

[Emily Kaplan @emilymkaplan]

As upsetting as the Mark Scheifele hit was, I can’t stop thinking about the way Nikolaj Ehlers rushed over and protected Jake Evans from the scrum.

That’s how you respect the game.

(Photo: David Lipnowski, Getty Images)

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Nassau coliseum crowd is making me want to get blackout drunk tonight and set off a fire extinguisher. No rink in the league will compare to this. You can’t and you won’t be louder then thousands of long island natives drinking tallboy bud lights. Not up for discussion.

[Brendan Burke @brendanmburke]

Also this is completely unnecessary. Funny. But unnecessary.

[Noah Syndergaard @Noahsyndergaard]

Truth is a dish best served Barkley

[Colton Dixon @coltondixon]

Enter for a chance to win a personal video of me covering a song of your choice!
https://t.co/2G2FgK6QTm

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

ROCKSTAR ALERT

[Joey Teddy @joeyted96]

Stud

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

.@AaronRodgers12 is matching @stoolpresidente’s donation of 500K to the @BarstoolFund !

[Joey Teddy @joeyted96]

@CloydRivers We already have that here, it’s called Festivus

[John Scott @johnscott_32]

It’s the end of the world as we know it #OHL

[Cameron @SirCamCarter]

Y’all, please watch this. I’m hollering omg 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Spittin' Chiclets @spittinchiclets]

Unreal scene...Jake Boltmann found out he got drafted to Calgary mid practice

[NBC Sports Hockey @NBCSportsHockey]

VARLAMOV IS EVERYONE ON THE ISLAND!

#Isles | #StanleyCup

[Joey Teddy @joeyted96]

#bucciovertimechallenge Martin/Johnson

[Charlie Roumeliotis @CRoumeliotis]

Live look at Mathew Barzal: